The Owl House Texting Stories

Therapy Boi

[Chaotic Hexside Children]

Golden Boi: no

Golden Boi: I'm not going to therapy

Oblivious Much?: YOU ARE 

Golden Boi: IM NOT GOING

Golden Boi: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

Oblivious Much?: YES I CAN

Golden Boi: NO YOU CAN'T

Golden Boi: *jumps out a window*

Oblivious Much?: NO 

Oblivious Much?: CALLING ALL UNITS

Gay Panic: *breaks through the wall*

Mean Gurl: *smashes through the roof*

King of Demons: *crawls out from under the couch*

EddieBoi: *smashes through a window*

IllusionMaster: *explodes and crawls out from the pits of hell*

Owl Mom: *breaks down a wall and flies in*

Oblivious Much?: Willow it's your turn-

Flowers: oh

Flowers: *uses the door*

Oblivious Much?: AFTER HIM!!!!

After an epik chase 

Oblivious Much?: okay I want to stop questioning that but AM I THE ONLY ONE-

Golden Boi: IM NOT GOING I DONT NEED THERAPY

Owl Mom: I AM YOUR MOTHER DO AS I SAY

Golden Boi: YOU'RE NOT THOUGH

Owl Mom: I AM NOW

Golden Boi: DID YOU JUST ADOPT ME?

Owl Mom:YES NOW GO ONTO THE STAFF

Golden Boi: I REFUSE

Owl Mom: YOU SERIOUSLY NEED THIS KID

Golden Boi: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

EddieBoi: IM YOUR BOYFRIEND

Golden Boi: YEAH SO?

EddieBoi: oh nothing I just wanted to say that

Golden Boi: yeah ok that's fair

Oblivious Much?: GET ON

Golden Boi: NO

IllusionMaster: THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

Golden Boi: NOOOOO

IllusionMaster: IF YOU DON'T I'LL HAVE TO HEROICALLY SACRIFICE MYSELF 

Golden Boi: wut

Oblivious Much?: THERAPY. NOW.

Golden Boi: N OO O O O O

Golden Boi: I DONT HAVE TRAUMA 

Oblivious Much?: every lie detector in the entire world just went off

Golden Boi: SHHUT UP

Gay Panic: ILL BURN YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND THEN STAB THEIR CORPSES WITH KNIVES A MILLION TIMES IF YOU DON'T GET ON THAT STAFF

Golden Boi: OH WOW look it's a staff let me just um jump onto it 

Gay Panic: there

Oblivious Much?: oh wow

EddieBoi: yay

King of Demons: aw I didn't get to kill anyone

IllusionMaster: and I didn't get to heroically risk my life to get a poor suffering child into therapy!!!

Golden Boi: I AM NOT A POOR SUFFERING CHILD

Gay Panic: silence poor suffering child

Golden Boi:         >:(

Mean Gurl: whoa

Flowers: 👁 w 👁 

Mean Gurl: ew don't do that

Flowers: 👁 w 👁 🔪 

Mean Gurl: FUCKING-

Mean Gurl: HELL NAH IM LEAVING 

Mean Gurl is offline

Flowers: heheheh

Golden Boi: * s o b s *

Oblivious Much?: *does pats on back in comfort*

Golden Boi: *is comforted*

King of Demons: hUh?????

Golden Boi: shut up rat

King of Demons: I

King of Demons: AM NOT

King of Demons:  A RAT

Golden Boi: what was that I only heard an ANNOYING RAT

King of Demons: EEEEEE *kills*

Golden Boi: AAARGHH

Golden Boi: *deds*

Oblivious Much?: Uh oh spegget

Oblivious Much?: *revives*

Golden Boi: ugh

Golden Boi: *deds again*

Oblivious Much?: *REVIVIES AGAIn*

Golden Boi: *DIES A 20TH TIME*

Oblivious Much?: YOU- Wait 20...?

Oblivious Much?: oh oops *revives*

Golden Boi: LET ME DIE IN PEACE

Oblivious Much?: 👁 👄 👁 

Oblivious Much?: Eda drive this staff to therapy

Owl Mom: ONWARD!!!

Golden Boi: NOOOOO

Oblivious Much?: too late ;)

Owl Mom and Golden Boi are offline

Flowers: and somehow we managed to do this all while we typing our every action and communicating through text

Mean Gurl: stop questioning things

Flowers: no