Sandwich

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[Chaotic Hexside Children]




Gay Panic: Where's my sandwich??

Better Twin: I bet $30 Edric ate it

EddieBoi: I DID NOT

Better Twin: liar

EddieBoi: NO

Mean Gurl: what the fuck is going on

Gay Panic: SOMEONE. STOLE. MY. SANDWICH.

Flowers: GUS

IllusionMaster: Yes?

Flowers: you know what we need right now 

IllusionMaster:         :00

IllusionMaster: DETECTIVE GUS IS ON THE CASE

Flowers: okay then goodbye I'm tired BOSCHA COME OVER I'M BORED

Mean Gurl: FINE >:(

Flowers: yey

IllusionMaster: when did you last see your sandwich?

Gay Panic: yesterday??

IllusionMaster: was anyone in your house after that?

Gay Panic: Ed, Em, me, my mother, my father, and Luz—

IllusionMaster: it could be Luz

Oblivious Much?: It wasn't me :((( I would ask first and then eat it

Gay Panic: yeah it wasn't Luz she was with me most of the time

IllusionMaster: Then it was probably one of your parents 

Gay Panic: NOOO NOW I CAN'T AVENGE MY SANDWICH

Oblivious Much?: 😭 I'll plan the funeral for it

Gay Panic: R.I.P Sandwich. 2021 - 2021

Oblivious Much?: *dramatic funeral music*

Better Twin: They will be missed 😔 

EddieBoi: *uncontrollable sobbing*

IllusionMaster: It's just a sandwich—

Gay Panic: >:0 

Oblivious Much?: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID THAT

EddieBoi: *offended Edric noises*

Better Twin: never talk to me again

Oblivious Much?: 😔 Gus, poor innocent Gus...

Gay Panic: *ANGRY SCREECHING*

IllusionMaster: YIKES I'M SORRY

Gay Panic: YOU GUNNA HAVE TO REGAIN MY TRUST AUGUSTUS >:(

IllusionMaster: I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEEE

Gay Panic: NEVER

Oblivious Much?: I think you should forgive him, he didn't know

Gay Panic: okay I forgive you :3

Mean Gurl: ssssimp

Gay Panic: YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THAT TREE KISSING INCIDENT

Mean Gurl: oh look at the time I gotta go

Mean Gurl is offline

Gay Panic: thought so

Oblivious Much?: I don't understand why your parents would do such a thing to YOUR sandwich 😢 

Gay Panic: I know, Luz...I know. 😔

Golden Boi: you talking about a sandwich ?

Golden Boi: I found one in your refrigerator the other day Amity

Golden Boi: it was delicious 

Gay Panic: >:0

Gay Panic is offline

Golden Boi: what's up with her lol

Oblivious Much?: You should probably run

Golden Boi: why—?

Golden Boi: OH SHIT I HEAR HER I HAVE TO GO—

Golden Boi is offline

Better Twin: why was he in our house yesterday anyways?

EddieBoi: UH—





Hunter was never seen again 😔 🤚 

JK he managed to escape but he's pretty traumatized


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