[Chaotic Hexside Children]
Owl Mom: alright Hunter
Owl Mom: as your new mom I must tell you a couple of things
Golden Boi: what
Golden Boi: YOU ADOPTED ME?
Owl Mom: Yes last chapter with the whole therapy thing
Golden Boi: hey only I'm supposed to break the forth wall with the exception of Willow and Luz and Ed every once and a while
Owl Mom: shut up I can do what I want to I'm your mom now
Golden Boi: more like a ten year old in a eighty year old's body
Owl Mom: I AM NOT EIGHTY
Golden Boi: you look like it tho
Oblivious Much?: SHOW YOUR MOTHER SOME RESPECT HUNTER
Owl Mom: listen to your sister
Golden Boi: WE'RE NOT RELATED!
Owl Mom: I adopted her without her mother's knowledge or consent-
Owl Mom: I MEAN-
Owl Mom: I legally adopted her too
Oblivious Much?: so we bro bro and sis sis
Golden Boi: NO
Owl Mom: look if he's gunna be like this maybe we shouldn't get him
Golden Boi: YEAH DON'T ADOPT ME
King of Demons: nooooooo
Oblivious Much?: please Eda!!!!
King of Demons: we promise we'll take good care of him!
Golden Boi: I'm not some kind of pet like you rat
King of Demons: NOT A RAT
Oblivious Much?: We'll feed him and water him and potty train him tooo!!!!
Golden Boi: I KNOW HOW TO GO GO THE FUCKING BATHROOM IDIOT
King of Demons: I hope he's already potty trained
Golden Boi: IM RIGHT HERE!!!
Oblivious Much?: we'll get him toys and we'll take him for walks too
Golden Boi: STOP IGNORING ME
Oblivious Much?: I'll teach him a bunch of tricks too!!!
Owl Mom: I dunno....he's kind of loud. Maybe we should get a smaller, quieter one.
Golden Boi: HEY IM BETTER THAN EVERYONE
Golden Boi: YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FIND A BETTER WITCH THAN ME EVEN IF YOU TRIED
Oblivious Much?: come on he's gay and sad
Golden Boi: waht
Oblivious Much?: you can tell by the way he just spelled "what"
Golden Boi: AHA SO YOU CAN NOTICE ME!!!
Owl Mom: he'll need a lot of attention Luz are you sure you're old enough
Oblivious Much?: yes Eda! We are!!!
King of Demons: yeah!!!
Owl Mom: okay are you sure you want this one
Golden Boi: I give up
King of Demons: yeah! This one!
Oblivious Much?: you can tell he's sad and dead inside. He deserves a loving family.
King of Demons: yeah!
Golden Boi: I'm not DEAD INSIDE.
Owl Mom: alright we'll get him
Golden Boi: NOOOOOOOOoOoooOoooooOooooOOOOOOOOO
King of Demons: what should we name him
Golden Boi: WHAT
Oblivious Much?: he looks like a Randolph
Golden Boi: NOOO
Golden Boi: THAT'S NOT MY NAME
King of Demons: hey he's barking!!! I think he likes it!
Golden Boi: WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT A DOG
Oblivious Much?: alright Randolph it is!
Golden Boi: FUCK YOU
Golden Boi: FUCK HIM
Golden Boi: FUCK EVERYONE HERE
Golden Boi: I GIVE UP ON LIFE
Oblivious Much?: we're just messing with you Hunter
Golden Boi: GOOD
Golden Boi: I JUST ABOUT SHIT MYSELF
Oblivious Much?: but Eda is adopting you
Owl Mom: already filled out all the papers 😎
Golden Boi: NOOOOOOOO
Golden Boi: I don't wanna
Owl Mom: too bad son
Golden Boi: wait but I have an uncle-
Owl Mom: don't worry I killed him
Golden Boi:
Golden Boi: I-
Golden Boi: well
Golden Boi: wait-
Golden Boi: no-?
Golden Boi: that's-
Owl Mom: WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!
Oblivious Much?: YAY!
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The Owl House Texting Stories
FanfictionYeah I don't know- The Owl House characters text each other and it's chaotic. None of the character belong to me! Hi. It has been many, many months since I last updated this, and I don't know if it will be updated again (at least not anytime soon)...
