Airplanes

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[Chaotic Hexside Children]


Gay Panic: Why is Luz going around singing "Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars"? 

Better Twin: I was about to ask you that

Flowers: yeah aren't you her girlfriend

Gay Panic: YEAH BUT THIS IS RANDOM AND CONFUSING

IllusionMaster: THE HUMAN EXPERT IS HERE

Gay Panic: Why don't we just ask Luz—

IllusionMaster: Clearly it's a song

Gay Panic: oh I had NOO idea 😑

IllusionMaster: Good the the GREAT HUMAN EXPERT was here to help then!

Gay Panic: I just want to know what an airplane is

Mean Gurl: what the fuck is an airplane 

Gay Panic: I DONT KNOW THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING!

Mean Gurl: ugh no duh 

Flowers: well there's "air"

Mean Gurl: so it has something to do with air CLEARLY.

IllusionMaster: and "plain"

Gay Panic: so like...boring, not interesting, ordinary air?

IllusionMaster: ARE THERE DIFFERENT KINDS OF AIR TYPES IN THE HUMAN REALM?

Gay Panic: Luz had never said anything about the air so I don't think so—

IllusionMaster: LUZ! WE NEED MORE HOOMAN FACTS!

Oblivious Much? is online

Oblivious Much?: CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING—

Gay Panic: LUZ

Oblivious Much?: Hey Ami what do you need

Gay Panic: what the hell is air plain?

Oblivious Much?: Lol you mean an airplane?

Gay Panic: yeah sure whatever what is it??

Oblivious Much?: It's a giant flying machine humans use to travel with 

IllusionMaster: Wow, interesting! 

Flowers: So you mean a Palisman like thing?

Oblivious Much?: Yeah except big a silver and looks like a metal bird.

Oblivious Much? And when I say big I mean BIGGGGG

Better Twin: EVEN BIGGER THAN EDRIC??

EddieBoi: WHAT THE FUCK EM??

Gay Panic: lol 

EddieBoi: I—

EddieBoi: 😭 

Golden Boi: JERKS 

EddieBoi: At least your still love me Hunter

Golden Boi: yes let's run away and join the Circus! 

EddieBoi: YAS, TO THE CIRCUS MY BEAUTIFUL FIANCÉ

Golden Boi: I'M NOT YOUR FIANCÉ BUT OKAY LET'S GO!

EddieBoi: YAYAYYY

EddieBoi and Golden Boi are offline

Gay Panic: GREAT NOW WE HAVE TO GO GET THEM AND STOP THEM FROM DOING THAT

Better Twin: UGHH

Gay Panic: GREAT GOING EMIRA

Better Twin: NOT MY FAULT???

Gay Panic: YES IT IS

Better Twin: UGHH WHATEVER LET'S GO BEFORE THEY DO SOEMTHING STUPIDER 

Gay Panic: OKAY AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL SOMETHING

Better Twin: SHUT UP 

Gay Panic and Better Twin are offline

Flowers: ...

Mean Gurl: ...

Oblivious Much?: ...

IllusionMaster: ...

IllusionMaster: What's a circus?





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