Everyone Makes Fun of Everyone

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[Group Chat: Chaotic Hexside Children]


Gay Panic: I'm shook

EddieBoi: I'm always shook at the amount of gayness that radiates off of you

Mean Gurl: PFFFFTTT—

Better Twin: Lol true doe

Gay Panic: I DONT KNOW WHY YOU GUYS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR BEING A LESBIAN WHEN YALL ARE ALSO GAY

EddieBoi: 1. You're the gayest of us all 2. It's fun 3. We're proud of you gay accomplishments

IllusionMaster sent a video

Video:

Gus: Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the gayest of them all?

Illusion Mirror: Amity Blight ✨

End of video

Better Twin: SOMEONE CALL THE HEALING COVEN EDRIC LAUGHED SO HARD HE STOPPED BREATHING

EddieBoi: wyagjhauguduah

Gay Panic: VINEY, HUNTER, COME GET YOUR GF AND BF THEY'RE BEING JERKS AGAIN >:(

Gay Panic: and whoever Gus likes idfc

IllusionMaster: I don't like anyone

Oblivious Much?: wut's happening

Mean Gurl: people are making fun of Amity and I LOVE IT.

Golden Boi: Lol

Oblivious Much?: so we're doing this now

Golden Boi: Wut

Oblivious Much? sent a video

Video:

Hunter: *twirling around with a ballon that has Edric's face taped to it* Love me love me say~

Luz: Recording Hunter from far away

Hunter in the video: —ThaT yOu lOvE mE *singing terribly and dancing terribly with the ballon*

Luz: I'm so scared

Video end

(A/N this is a vine I didn't come up with that lol hopefully that made sense)

Golden Boi: ...

Golden Boi: oh look at the time I have to go lick the dishes in alphabetical order

Golden Boi: I mean- what-

Golden Boi is offline

Mean Gurl: AaaaaaAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Better Twin: Great now Amity is dead from laughter on the floor

Better Twin: Way to kill both my siblings

Better Twin: Wait Ed's alive

EddieBoi: *blushes cutely* 

EddieBoi: when did this happen

Flowers: In my nightmares

Oblivious Much?: I was pretty terrified

IllusionMaster: I'm terrified and I don't even know what's going on

Mean Gurl: Pfft hahahahaha you're all idiots

Flowers: really?

Mean Gurl: Wait no-

Flowers sent a video

Video: 

Boscha: *sleeping in a bed*

Willow: *comes up recording*

Boscha: *talking in sleep* Mr. Pineapple, you're looking gorgeous today...

Willow: *trying to keep in her laughter*

Boscha: The Oreos are in the constitution....

Willow: *dying on the ground*

Video end

(A/N that wasn't a vine it was random things from my brain but also the last one was something my mom said to me while she was still half alseeep LOLL)

Mean Gurl: uhh

Mean Gurl is offline

Oblivious Much?: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Better Twin: what the actual-

EddieBoi: dreams am I right 

Golden Boi is online

Golden Boi: I bet you dream about me *dramatically slides hand through hair*

EddieBoi: lol no

Golden Boi: ....

IllusionMaster: hello darkness my old friennnddd

Golden Boi: *single tear falls* MAYBE WE SHOULD BREAK UP

EddieBoi: NOOOOOO

EddieBoi: IM SORRY I DONT CONTROL MY DREAMS

Golden Boi: iM So lOneLy 

EddieBoi: I COME OVER OKAY

EddieBoi: PLEASE NO SAD

Golden Boi: 😢 okay

Better Twin: ...

Better Twin: if only Viney cared about me that much

Magic Puddles (Viney): BITCH WHAT

Better Twin: oh fuck I forgot you were here

Magic Puddles: WHY ME

Magic Puddles: I SHOULD BE SAYING "IF ONLY EMIRA LOVED ME AT ALL"

Better Twin: I DO LOVE YOU noOooOoO

Flowers: so much drama

Oblivious Much?: I love the chaos I created

Oblivious Much?: Hey Ami wanna do something

Gay Panic: okay

Flowers: 😏





THE END.

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