[Chaotic Hexside Children]
Golden Boi: I was wondering on a number of theatrical performances from one to ten do you think blue classifies as an alphabetical anomaly?
EddieBoi: Hmm
EddieBoi: yes
Golden Boi: thanks Ed
EddieBoi: np
Oblivious Much?: ...
Oblivious Much?: On that note how was everyone's day?
Gay Panic: it was good I guess
Oblivious Much?: what happened
Gay Panic: Hunter's being annoying
Oblivious Much?: you make Amity unhappy???
Oblivious Much?: I'LL KILL YOU HUNTER
Golden Boi: AYE AYE CHILL SHE ALWAAYS CALLS ME ANNOYING
Oblivious Much?: fair...
Golden Boi: anyways I drank a sandwich with a knife this morning what did you guys interrogate.
EddieBoi: crackers with a straw
Golden Boi: Nice
Oblivious Much?: you are being extra annoying....
Golden Boi: AM NOT YOU'RE JUST GUNNA SAYING YES I AM
Oblivious Much?: okay but...
Oblivious Much?: what does that mean?
Owl Mom: did you hit your head?
Golden Boi: a couple of times
Golden Boi: not any more than usual tho
Golden Boi: why do you ask me why I gotta was so?
Owl Mom: TALK NORMAL
Golden Boi: NO
Owl Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED
Golden Boi: *GASP*
Oblivious Much?: HAHA
Golden Boi: oh you're gunna regret this BUSTER
Owl Mom: my name isn't buster
Golden Boi: not yet it's not....
Owl Mom: ..
Owl Mom: was that supposed to be menacing?
Golden Boi: IM WORKING WITH WHAT I HAVE
The next day. *Menacing noises*
Gay Panic: help Hunter is talking weird again
Oblivious Much?: like yesterday?
Gay Panic: YES BUT WORSE
Golden Boi: Greetings, friends! What are you all participating in on this extravagant morning?
Oblivious Much?: ...
Oblivious Much?: WHAT?
Golden Boi: Can you not rest your eyes upon the screen and read the words for I have said? I queried, what are you all participating in on this extravagant morning???
Oblivious Much?: are you okay?? What are you talking weirdly?
Golden Boi: what do you mean, my sisterly acquaintance? I am but speaking normally, as requested by our dearest mother figure Edalyn. I am doing no wrong; in fact, I am doing but a right thing, listening to you all and changing myself to please thyne adversaries!
Oblivious Much?: ... that's not what she meant ...
Golden Boi: ah, but normal can be defined in various ways, yes? Normal for one being might mean speaking like thyneself is doing now; normal for another might be how I was speaking yesterday's morning. There are many ways to be 'normal'. None right, none wrong. So, good human, I say of dearest Edalyn meant something else, she would need to clarify. After all, she eats voles as a normal thing. You do not.
Oblivious Much?: ...
Oblivious Much?: that actually made some sense I guess
Oblivious Much?: sorry Amity can't argue with that
Gay Panic: UGH YOU'RE RIGHT
Gay Panic: ALRIGHT LET'S CLARIFY FOR YOU ALRIGHT
Gay Panic: TALK LIKE I DO
Golden Boi: Alright.
Golden Boi: IM SO GAY AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE, I WANNA SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE BUT IF LUZ DOESN'T WANT ME TO I'LL CHANGE MY ENTIRE LIFE AND WORLD TO DO AS SHE WANTS. AHHH I'M SO ANGRY AT EVERYTHING IM GOING TO DIE MY HAIR PURPLE AND YELL AT MY SIBLINGS FOR SNOOPING AROUND IN MY ROOM. AAAAHHH MISERY PAIN DEATH SORROW EVERYTHING SUCKS EXEPT LUZ. AAAAAHHHHH IM GOING TO GO TURN INTO A TOMATO NOW AND SAY KIND THINGS TO MY FRIENDS AND OBLITERATE MY ENEMIES.
Gay Panic: AAAAAHHHH I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT
Golden Boi: seriously?
Gay Panic: ALRIGHT I HEAR MYSELF STOP BEING A BRAT
Oblivious Much?: just...talk like um, me?
Golden Boi: rainbows and cupcakes and girlfriends and otters and aaawwww the world is so cute and I'm going to run away to another dimension lalalalla oh no there's the big scary emperor let me go attack lalallala look my friends are all dying lalallala let's go have a sleepover and watch Barbie Princess Magic and My Little Pony lalalalla look at all the sparkly stars lalalalal the world is sooooo amazing lalaalla
Oblivious Much?: HEY!!! STOP IT!
Golden Boi: stop what
Golden Boi: breathing?
Golden Boi: ok
Oblivious Much?: NO
Oblivious Much?: UH
Oblivious Much?: ACT LIKE WILLOW
Golden Boi: Ngl Willow's pretty cool
Gay Panic: tf????
Flowers: thanks bro
Golden Boi: no problem gurl
EddieBoi: ME NEXT! ME NEXT!
Golden Boi: okay
Golden Boi: I have one braincell but I make up for it by being cute and having green hair so my mom doesn't hate me as much as she would of if I was born without green hair. I like illusions and reading my poor gay sister's diary and pranking innocent people for my own entertainment. I have an almost identical less-attractive twin that also does almost all the stuff I do but has more braincells but is less cute.
EddieBoi: wow so accurate!!!!
Better Twin: I'M WAY CUTER THAN ED
Golden Boi: if you don't have any truths to say to say anything at all
Better Twin: THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES
Oblivious Much?: Wait
Oblivious Much?: act like a baby
Golden Boi: weh weh weh my name is king and I'm not actually the King of anything, I thought I was a million years old but turns out I'm only seven! My worst enemies are are dumb five year old with a constant runny noise and a sockkkk. Yay I'm secretly a rat.
King of Demons: NOOOOOOOO
Golden Boi: ha this is fun
Owl Mom: HUNTER
Golden Boi: OH SHIT
Owl Mom: NICE IMPRESSIONS BUT IF YOU DON'T STOP MAKING LUZ UPSET YOU'LL BE GROUNDED FOR ANOTHER DAY
Golden Boi: UUggHHhhhhHhH fine
EddieBoi: Aw
Better Twin: Ed this is a good thing
YOU ARE READING
The Owl House Texting Stories
FanficYeah I don't know- The Owl House characters text each other and it's chaotic. None of the character belong to me! Hi. It has been many, many months since I last updated this, and I don't know if it will be updated again (at least not anytime soon)...
