The Owl House Texting Stories

Using Human Words To Confuse My Witch Friends

[Chaotic Hexside Children]

Oblivious Much?: welcome to episode 1 of Using Human Words To Confuse My Witch Friends

Gay Panic: Wait what

Oblivious Much?: hello Amity 

Golden Boi: what are you doing

Oblivious Much?: Hobby Lobby

Golden Boi: tf??

Flowers: what's Hobby Lobby

EddieBoi: sounds delicious 

Oblivious Much?: LET'S HAVE A PIZZA PARTY

EddieBoi: I LOVE PARTIESSS

Gay Panic: what's a pizza???

Oblivious Much?: one time when I was five I rode my bike into a sign and I broke my wrist but i cried more because i couldn't ride my bike anymore since it was broken 

IllusionMaster: are bikes like staffs?

Gay Panic: IM SO CONFUSED—

EddieBoi: I just want food I'm hungry

Better Twin: you're always hungry

Oblivious Much?: kinda like Johnny

Better Twin: who's Johnny?

Oblivious Much?: Johnny he was on a TV show

Better Twin: WHAT'S A TV?

Oblivious Much?: kind of like a bigger iPad

Mean Gurl: tf is an iPad that doesn't explain anything dumbass

Oblivious Much?: I threw an iPad at my wall once because i was mad I didn't win a game I was playing but it didn't break physically it broke emotionally tho

IllusionMaster: Why would you throw a living thing at a wall?

Oblivious Much?: an iPad isn't a living thing

IllusionMaster: how could it break emotionally tho? 

Oblivious Much?: it stopped working 

IllusionMaster: I'm so confused

Gay Panic: join the club shortie

IllusionMaster: I'M NOT SHORT I HAD WITCH PUBERTY

Oblivious Much?: Amity you're small too though 

Gay Panic: I am not 

Oblivious Much?: tinnyyy little bean 

Gay Panic: IM NOT

Oblivious Much?: you're SMALLL and you have small cute earsss

Gay Panic: AAA A ASKUBAJHGUGKUAGGGHJSHH >:(

Oblivious Much?: AWWW CUTE LITTLE ANGRY GIRLFRIEND 

Gay Panic: I AM NOT SMALL

Oblivious Much?: fine anyways you guys excited for the robot takeover?

Gay Panic: Wh-

Flowers: someone's taking over? Who? Why? What? Huh?

Oblivious Much?: they got the idea from the alien invasion 

IllusionMaster: IM SO CONFUSED PLEASE STOP

Oblivious Much?: Star Wars am I right 

IllusionMaster: PLEASE IM DYING I WANT TO KNOW WHAT ALL THESE HUMAN THINGS ARE

Oblivious Much?: I'LL BE BACK >:)

Gay Panic: uh

Gay Panic: anyways—