Warning: Homophobic Amity's mom >:(
Edit: this was made before we knew homophobia didn't exist in the Boiling Isles. Also it's the only serious thing in this entire fic? So if you don't want to read it just skip it lmao
[Group chat: Chaotic Hexside Students]
EddieBoi: CHAOS
Golden Boi: CHAOS
Oblivious Much?: CHAOS
Better Twin: CHAOS
Gay Panic: guys I'm sorry but no more chaos
Gay Panic: my mom wants to get in here for a sec and ask us something
Gay Panic: So pleaseeee be good and don't say anything that will ban us from being in this chat
Oblivious Much?: Okay Ami
Golden Boi: can't be that bad right
EddieBoi: Umm it is that bad
Golden Boi: oh heck
Gay Panic: OKAY IM ADDING HER ANYONE WHO SAYS SOMETHING DUMB GETS FUCKING KILLED
Everyone: ...
Gay Panic: Alrighty :)
Gay Panic added Odalia Blight
Odalia Blight: Hello children
Oblivious Much?: Hi Mrs. Blight
Gay Panic: Hello Mother
Odalia Blight: I am here to ask what this is?
Odalia Blight sent a video
The video:
Everyone was in a car and Edric was driving. Not a very smart idea. It was at 12:30 at night and everyone was tired and kind of being stupid from tiredness.
Edric: "HEY! Amity's as straight as that pole" he points to a pole to the left of them. Then, he proceeds to drive the car right into the pole.
Everyone starts laughing hysterically except for Amity, and Luz is looking confused.
End of the video.
Odalia Blight: care to explain
EddieBoi: it was a joke Mother
Better Twin: Sorry Mother
Gay Panic: Yeah sorry Mother it won't happen again
Oblivious Much?: I'm sorry if this sounds rude but, what's wrong with that video? Other than the fact Edric runs into a pole
Odalia Blight: All my kids must be straight. Not a single one will be gay, it isn't allowed.
Oblivious Much?: really?
Odalia Blight: Yes, really. NONE OF MY KIDS ARE GAY AND WILL EVER BE GAY. Being gay is bad.
Oblivious Much? kicked Odalia Blight
Oblivious Much?: Fuck off
Mean Gurl: 👁 👄 👁
Flowers: You know how to curse-?
IllusionMaster: :0
EddieBoi: WHY DID YOU DO THAT LUZ NOW SHE'S GOING TO BE SO UPSET
Oblivious Much?: It was the least she deserved
Gay Panic: I agree but still Luz...
Oblivious Much?: Hey Ed, Em, Amity
EddieBoi: What
Better Twin: What
Gay Panic: What
Oblivious Much?: If you ever need a new mother, Eda hasn't announced the limit to how much kids she's willing to take in 😌
Gay Panic: Thanks but i can't just leave my mom—
Oblivious Much?: I know but my offer will ALWAYS stand frens UwU
And that's how Luz defeated the evil mother
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The Owl House Texting Stories
FanficYeah I don't know- The Owl House characters text each other and it's chaotic. None of the character belong to me! Hi. It has been many, many months since I last updated this, and I don't know if it will be updated again (at least not anytime soon)...
