[Chaotic Hexside Children]
Oblivious Much?: bro where'd my favorite pair of socks go
King of Demons: uh I don't know WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME I AM YOUR RULER YOU BETTER RESPECT ME—
Oblivious Much?: yikes okay you ate them I know I know I'm not mad
King of Demons: yay! Now let's go get some ice cream!
Oblivious Much?: okay what kind you want
King of Demons: blood flavor!
Oblivious Much?: okay I don't understand why you like that one but I'll get it for you
King of Demons and Oblivious Much? are offline
Gay Panic: 😔 ✊
Mean Gurl: we know you wanna hang out with your girlfriend stfu
Gay Panic: BOSCHA GO AWAY BEFORE I GET WILLOW
Flowers: what did Boscha do now
Mean Gurl: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT-HAHA-
Flowers: bruh Boscha get your ass over here you can't be trust alone
Mean Gurl: :(
Flowers: we can go somewhere fine just get over here and stop bullying five year olds
Gay Panic: Um and me?
Flowers: you fall into the five year old category
Gay Panic: TF??
Mean Gurl: PFFT-
Flowers: BOSCHA
Mean Gurl: ugh fine
Owl Mom: you're all idiots
Owl Mom: I know how to break the law efficiently and successfully, without getting arrested,
Owl Mom: and you guys can't handle being alone 🙄
Mean Gurl: TEACH US HOW TO BREAK THE LAW!
Flowers: BOSCHA NO-
Gay Panic: I'm bored and Luz lives with Eda so I mean why not
Gay Panic: go on teach us how to break the law old lady
Owl Mom: really? Luz always stops me from breaking the law
Gay Panic: Luz lives in a realm where half the stuff we do here is illegal
Gay Panic: plus she's good and it's adorable
Gay Panic: Anyways, THE LAW!
Owl Mom: EVERYONE TO THE OWL HOUSE WE'RE ROBBING HOUSES TONIGHT!
Mean Gurl: YAY!
Gay Panic: YAY!
IllusionMaster: YAY!
EddieBoi: YAY!
Golden Boi: Edric no-
EddieBoi: c'mon Hunter plsssssssss
Golden Boi: but Edric you know my job-
EddieBoi: HUNTERRRRR :(
Golden Boi: UGHHH FINE
EddieBoi: YAYYY!
Better Twin: nice law breaking lessons, they don't teach this in school count me in!
Owl Mom: I only teach the things school's too scared to teach ya!
EddieBoi: TO THE LAW BREAKING!
Flowers: I'll come to get y'all out of trouble when it comes
Owl Mom: whatever LET'S GO!
Everyone is offline
5 hours later
Oblivious Much? is online
Oblivious Much?: what happened here?
Gay Panic is online
Gay Panic: oh hi Luz
Gay Panic: Eda took us around and we robbed a couple of houses and stands and pranked some of her old and current enemies
Flowers is online
Flowers: Surprisingly nobody got caught
Owl Mom is online
Owl Mom: toldya kiddo
Mean Gurl is online
Mean Gurl: now everyone's taking lessons with Eda after school on how to be illegal
EddieBoi and Better Twin are online
EddieBoi: it's awesome and I even got Hunter to shut up about it so he won't report us to the emperor
Better Twin: it's like school but the exact opposite! So, better!
Oblivious Much?: Eda-
Oblivious Much?: I can't even-
Oblivious Much?: I- I just-
Owl Mom: oh spare me kid I'm the adult here and I say we all rob another house while drinking appleblood
Oblivious Much?: EDA NO THEY'RE KIDS THAT'S NOT OKAY-
Owl Mom: TO THE APPLEBLOOD STORE!
EddieBoi: YESSS!
Flowers: okay what no-
Mean Gurl: LET'S GOOOOOOO
Better Twin: MY LIFE IS TEN TIMES BETTER THAN IT WAS BEFOREEEEE!
Everyone is offline except Oblivious Much?
Oblivious Much?: GUYS NO OH HECK THIS IS BAD-
Oblivious Much? is offline
Luz managed to stop the appleblood part but they all still robbed a house
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The Owl House Texting Stories
FanfictionYeah I don't know- The Owl House characters text each other and it's chaotic. None of the character belong to me! Hi. It has been many, many months since I last updated this, and I don't know if it will be updated again (at least not anytime soon)...
