Illegal

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[Chaotic Hexside Children]


Oblivious Much?: bro where'd my favorite pair of socks go

King of Demons: uh I don't know WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME I AM YOUR RULER YOU BETTER RESPECT ME—

Oblivious Much?: yikes okay you ate them I know I know I'm not mad

King of Demons: yay! Now let's go get some ice cream! 

Oblivious Much?: okay what kind you want

King of Demons: blood flavor! 

Oblivious Much?: okay I don't understand why you like that one but I'll get it for you

King of Demons and Oblivious Much? are offline

Gay Panic: 😔 ✊

Mean Gurl: we know you wanna hang out with your girlfriend stfu 

Gay Panic: BOSCHA GO AWAY BEFORE I GET WILLOW 

Flowers: what did Boscha do now

Mean Gurl: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WHAT ARE YOU TAKING ABOUT-HAHA-

Flowers: bruh Boscha get your ass over here you can't be trust alone

Mean Gurl:       :(

Flowers: we can go somewhere fine just get over here and stop bullying five year olds

Gay Panic: Um and me?

Flowers: you fall into the five year old category 

Gay Panic: TF??

Mean Gurl: PFFT-

Flowers: BOSCHA

Mean Gurl: ugh fine

Owl Mom: you're all idiots 

Owl Mom: I know how to break the law efficiently and successfully, without getting arrested,

Owl Mom: and you guys can't handle being alone 🙄 

Mean Gurl: TEACH US HOW TO BREAK THE LAW!

Flowers: BOSCHA NO-

Gay Panic: I'm bored and Luz lives with Eda so I mean why not

Gay Panic: go on teach us how to break the law old lady

Owl Mom: really? Luz always stops me from breaking the law

Gay Panic: Luz lives in a realm where half the stuff we do here is illegal 

Gay Panic: plus she's good and it's adorable

Gay Panic: Anyways, THE LAW!

Owl Mom: EVERYONE TO THE OWL HOUSE WE'RE ROBBING HOUSES TONIGHT! 

Mean Gurl: YAY!

Gay Panic: YAY! 

IllusionMaster: YAY! 

EddieBoi: YAY! 

Golden Boi: Edric no-

EddieBoi: c'mon Hunter plsssssssss

Golden Boi: but Edric you know my job-

EddieBoi: HUNTERRRRR :( 

Golden Boi: UGHHH FINE 

EddieBoi: YAYYY!

Better Twin: nice law breaking lessons, they don't teach this in school count me in! 

Owl Mom: I only teach the things school's too scared to teach ya! 

EddieBoi: TO THE LAW BREAKING! 

Flowers: I'll come to get y'all out of trouble when it comes

Owl Mom: whatever LET'S GO!

Everyone is offline

5 hours later

Oblivious Much? is online

Oblivious Much?: what happened here? 

Gay Panic is online

Gay Panic: oh hi Luz

Gay Panic: Eda took us around and we robbed a couple of houses and stands and pranked some of her old and current enemies

Flowers is online

Flowers: Surprisingly nobody got caught

Owl Mom is online

Owl Mom: toldya kiddo 

Mean Gurl is online

Mean Gurl: now everyone's taking lessons with Eda after school on how to be illegal 

EddieBoi and Better Twin are online 

EddieBoi: it's awesome and I even got Hunter to shut up about it so he won't report us to the emperor

Better Twin: it's like school but the exact opposite! So, better!

Oblivious Much?: Eda-

Oblivious Much?: I can't even-

Oblivious Much?: I- I just-

Owl Mom: oh spare me kid I'm the adult here and I say we all rob another house while drinking appleblood 

Oblivious Much?: EDA NO THEY'RE KIDS THAT'S NOT OKAY-

Owl Mom: TO THE APPLEBLOOD STORE!

EddieBoi: YESSS!

Flowers: okay what no-

Mean Gurl: LET'S GOOOOOOO

Better Twin: MY LIFE IS TEN TIMES BETTER THAN IT WAS BEFOREEEEE!

Everyone is offline except Oblivious Much?

Oblivious Much?: GUYS NO OH HECK THIS IS BAD-

Oblivious Much? is offline






Luz managed to stop the appleblood part but they all still robbed a house

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