The Owl House Texting Stories

Kneecaps

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[Chaotic Hexside Children]

Oblivious Much?: GUYS I CAN'T FIND MY KNEECAPS

Mean Gurl: Tf

EddieBoi: where did you last see them?

Oblivious Much?: ON MY KNEES BUT NOW THEY'RE GONE

Oblivious Much?: I CANT FIND THEM ANYWWHRE

Gay Panic: did you check where you normally have them 

Oblivious Much?: YEAH BUT THERE'S NOTHING 

Oblivious Much?: GUYS IM SERIOUSLY FREAKING OUT I NEED MY KNEECAPS

IllusionMaster: Don't worry we'll find your kneecaps ! 

Gay Panic: yeah we won't rest until these kneecaps are found

EddieBoi: retrace your steps maybe 

Oblivious Much?: okay 

Oblivious Much?: THEY'RE STILL NOT THERE

Mean Gurl: WTF IS GOING ON

Oblivious Much?: I CANT FIND MY KNEECAPS

Gay Panic: KEEP UP BOSCHA

Mean Gurl: you being serious right now??

Owl Mom: THIS IS SERIOUS THE GIRL CAN'T FIND HER KNEECAPS

King of Demons: ILL LOOK IN THE LITTLE CRACKS AROUND THE HOUSE

Better Twin: maybe your rat took them?

Oblivious Much?: ILL CHECK

Gay Panic: guys we need to find these kneecaps

Gay Panic: they're really important to Luz

Mean Gurl: no duh they're her fucking kneecaps

IllusionMaster: BE NICE BOSCHA LUZ IS GOING THROUGH A ROUGH TIME RIGHT NOW GIVE HER A LITTLE SYMPATHY

Mean Gurl: THEY'RE HER FUCKING KNEECAPS HOW DOES SHE JUST LOSE THEM?

Oblivious Much?: RAT DOESN'T HAVE THEM

EddieBoi: STAY CALM WE CAN STILL FIND THEM THERE'S STILL TIME

Mean Gurl: LOOK AT YOUR KNEES YOU DUMB BITCH

Gay Panic: SHUT UP BOSCHA

Mean Gurl: YOU'RE ALL IDOITS 

EddieBoi: SHUT UP BOSCHA

Mean Gurl: FUCK ALL OF YOUR

IllusionMaster: SHUT UP BOSCHA

Mean Gurl: 🖕

Mean Gurl is offline

Oblivious Much?: GUYS HELP 

Gay Panic: DONT WORRY LUZ WE'RE HERE TO HELP

IllusionMaster: ILL SEND SOME ILLUSIONS TO CHECK AROUND BONESBOROUGH

Better Twin: ME TOO

Edric: YEAH

Gay Panic: don't worry Luz we're going to find your kneecaps 

Gay Panic: don't panic

Oblivious Much?: I CAN'T HELP IT I LOVE MY KNEECAPS

Oblivious Much?: I DONT WANT NEW ONES

Gay Panic: I KNOW LUZ WE'LL FIND THEM

2 hours later

Gay Panic: GUYS HAVE YOU FOUND THEM YET

IllusionMaster: no ma'am but I'm trying 

Better Twin: not yet Mittens but I saw some suspicious looking fellas that looked like the kinda people who'd steal a kneecap or two 

King of Demons: ILL KILL THEM

Gay Panic: Wait a second...

EddieBoi: what? Did you find something out sis?

Gay Panic: HUNTER

Golden Boi is online 

Golden Boi: what do you want tomato face

Gay Panic: FIRST, DON'T CALL ME TOMATO FACE

Gay Panic and second, do you happen to know where a certain someone's kneecaps are? 

Golden Boi: NO FUCK OFF

Gay Panic: THAT'S SOMETHING A GUILTY PERSON WOULD SAY

Golden Boi: THAT'S SOMETHING SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING WOULD SAY

Oblivious Much?: HUNTER I SWEAR IF YOU TOOK MY KNEECAPS

Golden Boi: GO AWAY

Oblivious Much?: I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY KNEECAPS ALONE!!!!!

Golden Boi: I CAN DO WHAT I WANT LOSER

Oblivious Much?: THEY'RE MY KNEECAPS NOT YOURS

Oblivious Much?: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN KNEECAPS

Golden Boi: YOU WEREN'T USING THEM

Oblivious Much?: YES I WAS

Golden Boi: OH YEAH TO DO WHAT

Oblivious Much?: WALK BETTER????

Golden Boi: IM DOING SOMETHING BETTER WITH THEM SO FUCK OFF

Oblivious Much?: GIVE ME MY KNEECAPS

Golden Boi: no

Oblivious Much?: yes

Golden Boi: NO

Oblivious Much?: YES

Golden Boi: NO

Oblivious Much?: YES

Golden Boi: NO 

Oblivious Much?: YES

Oblivious Much?: GIVE ME MY KNEECAPS BACK

Golden Boi: NO

Oblivious Much?: FINE

Oblivious Much?: IM TELLING EDA

Golden Boi: NOOO

Oblivious Much?: GIVE ME THEM BACK

Golden Boi: FINE >:(

Oblivious Much?: NOW

Golden Boi: *gives kneecaps back*

Golden Boi: 🖕 

Gay Panic: bitch you better not take her kneecaps again

Golden Boi: no promises uwu

Gay Panic: shut tf up

Mean Gurl: WHEN I THOUGHT YALL COULDN'T HAVE ANY LESS BRAINCELLS

Mean Gurl: I WAS WRONG