Math

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[Chaotic Hexside Children]


EddieBoi: how long has it been since you've slept more than 2 hours Hunter—

Golden Boi: idk

Gay Panic: how are you still alive

Golden Boi: stfu 

Oblivious Much?: HOW MANY DAYS HAVE YOU SUFFERED

Golden Boi: lol idk forever

Golden Boi: I don't really feel like figuring out the exact amount of days and seconds I've been alive

Oblivious Much?: math

Golden Boi: nobody cares about    M A T H 

Gay Panic: i do?

Golden Boi: ugh ew get away from me you gross rat

King of Demons: I AM NOT RAT

Golden Boi: I wasn't talking to you for once rat

King of Demons: AAAAAAAAAA I WILL KILL YOU

Golden Boi: I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY MF

Oblivious Much?: ALRIGHT SHUT UP STOP INSULTING EVERYONE I LOVE HUNTER

Golden Boi: no :3

Oblivious Much?: what's 2+2

Golden Boi: SIX

Oblivious Much?: No-

Golden Boi: it is now

Oblivious Much?: 4+3

Golden Boi: TEN

Oblivious Much?: NO HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT-

Better Twin: lol u dumb

Golden Boi: NO

Golden Boi: I'M ABOVE MATH

Better Twin: more like above the amount of stupidity a normal person should be able to possess

Golden Boi: NO

EddieBoi: wait so 4+3 equals 34 right

Oblivious Much?: I—

Oblivious Much? is offline

EddieBoi: was it something I said

Better Twin: you two are perfect for each other 

Gay Panic: you both share half a braincell

Golden Boi: STOP

Gay Panic: hahaha no

Golden Boi: >:(





They never learned math

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