[Chaotic Hexside Children]
Owl Mom: I saw Kikibitch today
King of Demons: her name is Kikimora E D A
Owl Mom: but she's a bitch so we all call her Kikibitch
Oblivious Much?: I don't—
Owl Mom: don't lie to me kid I know you call her Kikibitch in your head
Oblivious Much?: lol got me there
King of Demons: What's a bitch-
Owl Mom: GASP
Oblivious Much?: EDA NO-
After Eda detailedly explained the definition of "bitch"
King of Demons: INTRESTING.
Oblivious Much?: EDA STOP TEACHING KING SWEARS
Owl Mom: he has to grow up eventually
Oblivious Much?: SWEARS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM GROWING UP?
Oblivious Much?: HE'S LIKE, EIGHT YEARS OLD
Oblivious Much?: STOP IT
King of Demons: HHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
The next day
Mean Gurl: everyone's an idiot
King of Demons: IM NOT AN IDIOT
Mean Gurl: you especially
King of Demons: ....
King of Demons: bitch
Oblivious Much?: KING NO
Owl Mom: THAT'S MY BOY
Oblivious Much?: EDA NO DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS
Mean Gurl: did an eight year old child just call me a bitch?
Mean Gurl: DID A FUCKING EIGHT YEAR OLD CHILD JUST CALL ME A BITCH?
King of Demons: WHAT YOU GUNNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH
Mean Gurl: FIGHT ME RAT
King of Demons: I AM NOT A RAT
Flowers: Boscha calm down
Mean Gurl: IM PeRFeCLY CALM
Mean Girl: BUT IM NOT GUNNA LET SOME CHILD GET AWAY WITH THIS
Gay Panic: WHY TF IS LUZ SOBBING ON THE GROUND
Owl Mom: May or may not of taught King a swear word
Owl Mom: she'll get over it
Gay Panic: YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER
Owl Mom: Chill out
Gay Panic: I'll be back for you owl lady... 😠
Amity did indeed come back to Eda and yell at her for a long time afterwards. And King now uses the word bitch regularly while Luz isn't around
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The Owl House Texting Stories
FanfictionYeah I don't know- The Owl House characters text each other and it's chaotic. None of the character belong to me! Hi. It has been many, many months since I last updated this, and I don't know if it will be updated again (at least not anytime soon)...
