The Owl House Texting Stories

DRÆFTAAAAAAJWJWWKI

HELLO I HAVE RETURNED! 

(Don't be surprised if I disappear again-)

[Chaotic Hexside Children]

Oblivious Much?: I'm so bOreD

Golden Boi: bet ur not as bored as me

Oblivious Much?: I'm too bored to deal with you

Golden Boi: BITCH >:0

Gay Panic: RAANAWWFANQSKNDAKKAKDJCKAJKNFJANAJFNJSNAMMEMFKANEJFIWNQND

Oblivious Much?: AMITY

Oblivious Much?: ARE YOU OKAY

Gay Panic: how many feet are in one inch 

Oblivious Much?: what.

Golden Boi: HBAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA 

DT2.0: What's going on? 

Golden Boi: idk normal things

Golden Boi: it's surprisingly calm rn

Better Twin: I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY SCROLL BACK EDRIC I'LL BREAK EMIRA'S

Gay Panic: HUH????

Golden Boi: nvm

Oblivious Much?: look what you just did loser

Golden Boi: oh be quiet

EddieBoi: YOU CAN'T DO THAT

EddieBoi: IT'S NOY MY FAULT HE'S GOT -55 BRAINCELLS

Better Twin: AREN'T YOU HIS TWIN???????? AREN'T YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS BRAINCELLS? 

EddieBoi: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

Oblivious Much?: I'm so confused 

Golden Boi: idiot 

Oblivious Much?: YOU'RE THE IDIOT YOU DUMB GOLDFISH

Oblivious Much?: GOLDFISH LIVE TO ABOUT 10-15 YEARS SO YOU GUNNA DIE SOON AND I CAN'T SAY I'LL BE SAD WHEN IT HAPPENS

Oblivious Much?: JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT AMPHIBIA BEING ON HAITUS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME

Golden Boi: STOP REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT LUZ

Oblivious Much?: I DON'T NEED TO REMIND YOU WHEN IT'S ON YOUR MIND 24/7 YOU OBSESSED WORM

Golden Boi: WHO HURT YOU

Oblivious Much?: YOU YOU WORTHLESS BITCH

Gay Panic: GREAT NOW HE'S CRYNING >:( 

Oblivious Much?: are you my girlfriend or are you Edric 

Gay Panic: I think you no who I am

Oblivious Much?: amity knows how to spell "know" so I'm assuming you're Edric

Gay Panic: yeah :(

Oblivious Much?: HUNTERS' ONLY CRYING BC OF THAT SHOW HE'S CRAZY ABOUT IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL YOU STUPID IDOIT 

Gay Panic: I didn't know you were so cruel, Luz >:( Hunter has emotions too!!!!

Better Twin: I doubt that

Oblivious Much?: okay who is who???? 

Golden Boi: Emira is Amity, Edric is Emira, and Amity is Edric 

Golden Boi: Happy now you rude little gremlin

Oblivious Much?: what would you know about happiness

IllusionMaster: 👁 👄 👁 

Golden Boi is offline

Gay Panic: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU 

Gay Panic: I DON'T REMEMBER YOU BEING THIS MEAN

King of Demons: um about that I may or may not have um accidentally given her a potion that makes her a little less nice

Flowers: that explains it. 

King of Demons: IT WAS AN ACICDENT

IllusionMaster: how do you accidentally do something like that

EddieBoi: oh I just heard a really loud scream from Edric's room 

EddieBoi: I think amity got him

Gay Panic: OKAY I'M BACK IT'S ME AMITY

Gay Panic: Wait. 

Gay Panic: What did you say King?

King of Demons: oooops

Better Twin: Emira gimme my scroll and I'll give you yours

EddieBoi: why should I

Better Twin: DO IT 

EddieBoi: fine 🙄 

EddieBoi: yayyy I'm back :D

Better Twin: nobody gives a fuck Edric we have to stop Amity from beating up this 8 year old

EddieBoi: no thanks I'm going to go see if Hunter is okay or not 

Better Twin: curse you and your good boyfriendness 

Magic_Puddles: sigh

Owl Mom: WHY IS MY CHILD'S GIRLFRIEND BEATING UP MY OTHER CHILD 

Owl Mom: I SWEAR LUZ IF YOU DON'T GET OVER HERE AND TELL HER TO STOP I WILL GET HOOTY 

Oblivious Much?: ugh fine

The Hooty House:                 :            ) 

The title of this was what I put for it when it was just a draft and since I'm tired and can't think of anything funny or creative I'm just going to keep it as whatever the heck it says now