(These are a bunch of incorrect quotes that I wrote the past months)
Percy: *sits down next to Dick*
Percy: I'm bored
Dick: *looks at her and grins*
Percy: Don't you dare-
Dick: Hello bored, I'm Dick
Percy: You mean you are A dick
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Villain: I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! KNEEL IN FRONT OF ME WHILE YOU STILL CAN
Percy: Dude, don't
Percy: Immortals beings tried and failed
Percy: So as long as you want to remain whole and alive. Don't
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Percy: R.E.D. can you pass me the hairbrush please?
Rachel: *tosses hairbrush at Percy and hits her on the head*
Percy: OW!
Percy: I was not planning to become a unicorn today!
Rachel: *snickers* Percycorn
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Percy: Hey mom
Sally: ...
Percy: ...
Sally: Where were you
Percy: All over...?
Sally: For the past months
Percy: Yes...
Sally: ...
Sally: No blue cookies for you for a month
Percy: *wails* NOOOOOOO
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Interviewer: Hello Ms. Jackson!
Percy: Hey
Interviewer: We are going to ask you a couple of questions
Percy: *shrugs* sure
Interviewer: What is your relationship with Damian Wayne?
Percy: *blinks confused* We are together...
Interviewer: *nods* What do you do in your free time?
Percy: ...
Percy: Well usually I fight monsters
Percy: Get kidnapped by my crazy aunt
Percy: Or fly across the sky on my Pegasi
Percy: OH! Or I fight in a war
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Wally: *walks over to Thalia*
Wally: Hello babe, did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Thalia: How dare you speak to me, boy
Thalia: *takes out bow*
Wally: *gulps and steps back*
Percy: *sees the exchange and walks over to them*
Percy: *glares at Wally and takes the bow out of Thalia's hands*
Percy: Thalia, don't castrate my team
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Percy: *drives over the speed limit*
Policeman: *stops her*
Policeman: Papers
Percy: *grins*
Percy: Scissors! I win!
Percy: *drives away*
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Percy: JERK!
Percy: *throws popcorn at TV screen*
Damian: Beloved, what's wrong?
Percy: I HATE HIM! THAT LITTLE SON OF A DRAMA QUEEN!
Damian: You make it sound like you know him
Percy: Yes, unfortunately I know quite a lot of idiots
Damian: ...
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Diana: Percy!
Percy: *stares at her confused*
Percy: What?
Percy: I missed annoying the hell out of powerful beings
Diana: *facepalms*
-Asteria🖤
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The assassin's princess | Fem Percy Jackson x Damian Wayne
FanficI quickly stood up from my chair and kicked it away. My face turning red from embarrassment. "You can do this, you can do this" I chanted to myself as I slowly made my way to the window and opened it. "Robin" I spoke, looking directly at the white...
