Incorrect quotes

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(These are a bunch of incorrect quotes that I wrote the past months)


Percy: *sits down next to Dick*

Percy: I'm bored

Dick: *looks at her and grins*

Percy: Don't you dare-

Dick: Hello bored, I'm Dick

Percy: You mean you are A dick


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Villain: I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! KNEEL IN FRONT OF ME WHILE YOU STILL CAN

Percy: Dude, don't

Percy: Immortals beings tried and failed

Percy: So as long as you want to remain whole and alive. Don't 


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Percy: R.E.D. can you pass me the hairbrush please?

Rachel: *tosses hairbrush at Percy and hits her on the head*

Percy: OW!

Percy: I was not planning to become a unicorn today!

Rachel: *snickers* Percycorn 


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Percy: Hey mom

Sally: ...

Percy: ...

Sally: Where were you

Percy: All over...?

Sally: For the past months

Percy: Yes...

Sally: ...

Sally: No blue cookies for you for a month

Percy: *wails* NOOOOOOO


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Interviewer: Hello Ms. Jackson!

Percy: Hey

Interviewer: We are going to ask you a couple of questions

Percy: *shrugs* sure

Interviewer: What is your relationship with Damian Wayne?

Percy: *blinks confused* We are together...

Interviewer: *nods* What do you do in your free time?

Percy: ...

Percy: Well usually I fight monsters 

Percy: Get kidnapped by my crazy aunt

Percy: Or fly across the sky on my Pegasi

Percy: OH! Or I fight in a war


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Wally: *walks over to Thalia*

Wally: Hello babe, did it hurt when you fell from heaven

Thalia: How dare you speak to me, boy

Thalia: *takes out bow*

Wally: *gulps and steps back*

Percy: *sees the exchange and walks over to them*

Percy: *glares at Wally and takes the bow out of Thalia's hands*

Percy: Thalia, don't castrate my team


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Percy: *drives over the speed limit*

Policeman: *stops her*

Policeman: Papers

Percy: *grins* 

Percy: Scissors! I win!

Percy: *drives away*


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Percy: JERK!

Percy: *throws popcorn at TV screen*

Damian: Beloved, what's wrong?

Percy: I HATE HIM! THAT LITTLE SON OF A DRAMA QUEEN!

Damian: You make it sound like you know him

Percy: Yes, unfortunately I know quite a lot of idiots

Damian: ...


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Diana: Percy!

Percy: *stares at her confused*

Percy: What?

Percy: I missed annoying the hell out of powerful beings

Diana: *facepalms*



-Asteria🖤

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