Taylor Swift imagines▪️GXG▪️

If you had a sitcom together [ep.1]

[A TV MA sitcom lol]

Narrator's pov:

"Wake up!", y/n yelled in Taylor's ear. "Ah!", taylor squealed and fell off the bed [audience laughs]. "Jesus, y/n", taylor groaned holding her back as she got up. "Yeah whatever, I've got something more important", y/n said [audience laughs]. "What is it?", taylor asked as she climbed back in bed. "Ya know the dude we met at the bar the other night?", y/n asked. "You mean the gay guy who thought we were sisters? Yeah, I remember", she says [audience laughs]. "Well, apparently he owns this super fucking fancy hotel down in L.A, and he just asked me if we'd come and stay for a night, and give him like a review of the place", y/n said. "Wow, when?", taylor asked. "Today", y/n said casually. Taylor's eyes widened, "like today, today? Girl get the fuck up, we need to pack", taylor said, "oh, yeah", y/n said before getting up as well [audience laughs].

Soon, it was morning and taylor and y/n got into the car, ready to drive to L.A. "I still don't get why he would just let us stay there for free?", taylor said as she started driving. "he said he wants us to try out the lesbian bar", y/n said [audience laughs]. "I don't know y/n", taylor said cautiously. "Why? Its not like he's testing it out", y/n told [audience laughs]. "Are you sure about that? Have you heard drake?", taylor says [audience laughs]. Once the couple got to the hotel, it already looked huge and rich. "Alright", taylor said and they got out of the car. Y/n opened the trunk, and got out her suitcase.

[Time skip]

Like planned, y/n and taylor were at a the club dancing and getting drinks. "No I really shouldn't have anymore! I have to show this house to this couple tomorrow, its really important that I'm there!", y/n shouted over the loud music and talking. "C'mon just one more!", Taylor said. Y/n sighed but smiled, "oookay, fine", she gave in. "Just give us whatever the special is", taylor said. The bartender gave them both the special drinks and they drank all of it.

[Time skip]

Y/n woke up on the kitchen table. Taylor woke up with a briefcase handcuffed to her arms. What the fuck happened last night [audience laughs]. They both got up groaning and limping, "oh my god, what'd we do???", y/n asked. "Ouch! Fuck", y/n said and held her crotch. "What?", taylor asked. "My lady Jane hurts like a bitch", y/n said and looks down her pants. "Omg.", she said. "What?!", taylor asked, getting annoyed [audience laughs]. "Theres a piercing. I got my coochie peirced. Taylor look", y/n mumbled, staring blankly off into space.

"Oh yikes", taylor said when she looked [audience laughs]. "Wait, why am I handcuffed to a briefcase. Whats inside?", taylor asked herself. "What if its porn??? What if it's straight porn???", taylor said, gasping at the thought [audience laughs]. "And where the fuck is my phone?", y/n asked. "I don't know. Uh, lemme check", taylor pulled out her phone to check the location app thingy. "It says the phones dead", taylor said and put her phone away. "I need that phone. That's how I'll contact my clients, I need to or else I'll get in trouble", y/n frantically said. "Its okay. we'll find it, we just need to retrace our steps", taylor tried to calm her down.

[Part 2?]