-"Okay Ny, that is definitely not true" "Of course it is. I read it on Wikipedia"
- "God works in mysterious ways...*sighs*" "she fell down a stairwell and broke her leg" "oh no, that was me. Bitch deserved it too"
- "Kibs...I just ended a 4 year relationship..." "oh my god, I'm so sorry...wait, when were you ever dating..?" "It's okay, it wasn't mine"
- "hey kid, jail isn't fun, you don't wanna end up there" "you've been to jail..?" "Once. I knew I should've picked the second mystery card"
- "oh my- NY!!! Stop!" *stops seductively riding a mechanical bull in a pink cowgirl hat whilst random ppl throw cash at me* "I thought you said you weren't gonna drink!" "I'm not drunk, I'm paying rent"
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