I am going to teach you how to make PERFECT characters for your shitty fanfic.
Name: MUST BE SOME WORD THAT IS SIGNIFICANT! In this case: Treble
Age: 17-19 NO OLDER! Especially is the person the fanfic is about is like 40.
Hair color: Some crazy ass dye that they don't have access to and they won't be allowed to have a job when they get (No seriously guys, I have a 4.0 GPA and when I applied for a job I was SUPER qualified for they shot me down because at the time I had blue hair.)
Piercings/tattoos: Ridiculous amount of tats guys. Same with piercings. Don't worry about work, don't worry about your appearence that you are ruining with an unnecessary amount of piercings. UNLESS it is a Gerard Way fanfic. They need to be terrified if needles.
Personality: They need to be portrayed as your protagonist and they need a super crappy background but they need to be a complete and total bitch. No remorse. Just a bitch. Especially to rival fandoms. They need to be thought of as "sassy" by you but no. They have to be a complete and utter douchebag.
Natural appearence: They need to be perfect. No flaws at all whatsoever. PERFECTION!
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How to write a terrible fanfiction!
RandomHey everybody! I'm here to teach you how to write a horrible fanfiction that will make every single follower you might have. Lessons from how to properly use grammar and how to screw up punctuation, to make your fanfiction into absolute shit. Do you...
