How to write a terrible fanfiction!

This deserves a chapter of it's own.

You want to write a shitty fanfic? Add BOTDF as main characters who are nice or the pairing is about them. I don't care if I get hate or lose followers.

Look up the Jessi Slaughter scandal. It's where the whole "You dun goofed" meme came from.

Dahvie Vanity, a registered sex offender of statutory rape (look it up), made a goddamn song telling a motherfucking eleven year old to kill herself. He made a spoof of a video where this girl was depressed due to constant harrasment by HIS fanbase.

You would think with his "antibullying" lyrics he would tell his fans to stop bullying this girl but no, he himself harrased her.

Even fans shouldn't deny that he's a douchebag. Then there was the thing about him calling a girl a "slut" and wishing her a "slow, painful death." I'm no angel. I wish people painful deaths all the time but I'm not 30 and I don't wish it to people who don't deserve it.

Example: Some douchebag from my school, who will remain nameless, followed me home because he was bored and called me "Dora" for a fucking half hour straight because my hair was cut in a bob. Whenever I wear my hair in a pony tail during math (he sits behing me) he will pull on it. He swears at me in Spanish and ever since I came out at school he calls me a fag almost daily. HE I wished a slow painful death.

Dahvie Vanity wished this girl a slow painful death because he didn't agree with something the girl tweeted.

The world doesn't center around you asshole.

I'm not gonna say I don't give a fuck about this lowlife because if I didn't I wouldn't post a chapter about it.

Dahvie Vanity is somebody who I look forward to laughing at in hell.