You're dead

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This is to the people who write self-inserts on things like:

Supernatural

Percy Jackson

Doctor Who

Divergent

Bitch, you'd be dead in a WEEK!

"Dauntless" people... Have you ever fired a gun? No, not Call of Duty. NO! NOT AN AIRSOFT GUN!

"Supernatural" people... Do I need to explain? It doesn't matter if you're a superfan, you're gonna die.

If you come up with some cool OC that's like an ex-marine or something, it's a little different.

I've been doing martial arts for years.

And I admit:

If my dream came true and the Doctor showed up at my door, I'd die.

I would be dead in less than a week.

You travel with Sam and Dean?

Hah.

First case, you'd die.

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