So my friend told me I should write a step by step tutorial on how to write a shock fic.
1. Pick a pairing that everybody knows and loves.
2. Take some inanimate object or food (No this can't be food sex because a ton of people actually like that.) This can't be commonly used in intercourse.
3. Person A fucks Person B with object, be it food or no.
4. Person A fucks Person B in something that's not a mouth, ass or vag.
5. Somebody dies
6. Name it after the object or body part.
7. The end.
SIMPLE!
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