How to write a terrible fanfiction!

I'm pissed at wattpad

I am mad at wattpad right now. Apparently one of the chapters in this book. The one that I wrote a What NOT to do if you're writing smut was automatically made private.

What the fuck?!

I didn't even write any smut, I just wrote shit about what you don't fuckin do!!

People have popular one shot booms with over a million views that are SOLELY for smut. They don't get banned or removed. This is complete and utter bullshit.

I even put a warning: Okay kiddies, we talk about smut in here so skip the chapter if you want to.

This is so unjust. I'm not even putting up smut and my content is getting banned. Nobody who'd be super offended by my instructions would make it that far in the book anyway.

I curse like a goddamn sailor. I make fun of really messed up shit. I don't put down people. I just give advice. I even said that books that are exclusively sex are stupid. Plot is crucial.

Plot.

Is.

Crucial.

Apparently I'm too "offensive" for wattpad.

What? On a site MEANT for teenagers, where you need to be 13 to make an account a YOUNG TEENAGER'S work is "too offensive."

That is bullshit.

I think my chapter on abuse was probably at least three times as offensive as my smut chapter. And it wasn't even that offensive.

I kept it vague and I didn't go into fucking detail.

You know what's fucking ridiculous. My book doesn't even have that many fucking reads. The books that have MILLIONS of reads and are GRAPHIC don't get chapters taken down.

My book currently has less then a thousand.

So many people would just let that slide but I'm not going to. I work hard on my How-To chapters and I'm not gonna stand here and let it get fucking taken down for "violating" wattpad's rules.

The chapter, for the record, didn't violate any of wattpad's rules.

-MK