Phan Fluff! Chapter 5: P A R T Y B O Y S
DAN'S POV
"Phil!" I shout from my room. "Where are my shoes?!"
"Which ones?"
"The ones that make my feet look gianormous!"
"Ohhh those! I was going to borrow them."
"No! I need those for tonight!"
"Ugh I need those too! Fine, I'll wear my Creepers."
"Ready? I want to see how cool your suit looks."
"Yup!"
And I step out of the room to reveal my emo masterpiece. Phil steps out of his room too. "Wow, you look... more goth than usual!" Phil says with a laugh. I laugh too. "Yeah well you look handsome." Phil blushes. "Thanks," he says, reaching for my hand. Phil gives the back of it a kiss, like the charming gentleman nerd he is, and then we walk into the kitchen for some food.
"Now that I think about it," Phil says, "we probably should have eaten before we put on our suits." I laugh. "Yeah, you're probably right... ah well!" I say, opening a bag of Doritos and popping one in my mouth. "Hey, let me have some!" Phil says, his hand making a beeline for the bag. I chuckle and let him have one. "Hey Dan... ILLUMINATI!" he says, holding the triangle up to his eye. "Jesus Christ, Phil," I say as I crack up. I have to catch my breath as Phil laughs at me. His sense of humor is ridiculous and I can't seem to find it anywhere else.
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Phil woke up the next morning at around 11:30. I was still fast asleep, but he was wide awake, and also quite fearful of waking me up. So when I found him sneaking into my room, I was so confused.
"Phil, what the hell?! I don't have any boxers on, I'm not decent!" I shrieked, throwing my pillow at him. Phil gave a small "ow!" when the pillow hit him square in the face but started laughing. "Sorry, I just wanted to know what mug you wanted your tea in. I was going to bring you breakfast in bed and make it a surprise, but I didn't know you weren't awake yet... my bad," he said, slinking off to leave. "Phil, wait," I said, reaching out a hand to stop him. Phil stopped and turned, raising an eyebrow. "If you could bring me some hot chocolate in the Hello Kitty mug, um..." my voice trailed off as Phil's laughter picked it up. "Sure thing. Just a lazy morning together," he said, and bounced out of the room. I chuckled to myself as I sat up and checked my phone. The birds were chirping outside, some sun leaking in through the curtains. All was peaceful while I waited for Phil to return.
Phil came back a few minutes later carrying two mugs of hot chocolate and managing to carry a pair of underwear too. "Here we go," he says, handing me a mug of hot chocolate and the underwear. I start to laugh. "Thanks Phil." Phil laughs and sips his hot chocolate, then lays his head on my shoulder, eyes closed. "I'm so sleepy," he mumbles. I chuckle, take a sip, and set the mug down. "You can take a nap with me," I say as I wrap my arm around him. Phil beams, saying he's not that tired in protest. I keep my arm around him anyways; maybe he'll change his mind.
Phil babbles on about a new video idea, to play charades and post it on his channel, but then gets bored with himself and goes on his phone, playing some music quietly. "Phil, I won't get upset with you if you just want to turn up the volume, it's alright," I tell him. Phil blushes and turns up the music, then gets up and starts to dance. In his underwear. "Phil!" I shout, but start to laugh. Phil ignores me, poking out his tongue, and keeps on shakin' it. 'Eh, what the hell,' I think to myself, and get up... but then remember I don't have underwear on... "Phil! Turn around so I can put my underwear on!!" Phil turns and keeps shaking his butt as I pull on some Nyan Cat boxers. Then I go over, up from behind, and put my hands on Phil's waist, spinning him around. "Dance with me you nerd!" Phil says, and we start to dance. In our underwear. Phil is spinning and twirling and flapping his hands and I'm deliriously laughing and my heart is racing... it's so exciting and crazy and fun... it feels great. But in our underwear? Who cares!
One more thing to check off my bucket list!
