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𝐝𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

DAZAI UH FIRST ONE SHOT SORRY IF ITS ASS THEY GET BETTER ALONG THE WAY

" hey chu " i walk in. IM WALKING IM-

" what did i say about that nickname -_- " chuuya asked , irritated.

" whatever. so whats up ? " i ask.

he looks me up & down. " i thought you only came on weekends. " he looked confused.

" yeah so what ? "

" doesnt dazæ have work tomorrow ...? " he asked.

" man , fuck dazai. i do what i want. plus- you can kill him for all i care "

" what-! i thought you two were dating-?! " chuuya was beyond confused. cutie.

" hell yeah!! but i couldnt care less " i cheered.

" you- y/n- want dazæ dead , as much as i do ? " chuuya asked.

" mhm. ill pay you.... 500k. " i offered.

" i dont need any money .. but .. if you wish , then your wish is my command. " he said , smiling.

" great , deal. " i shook hands w/ him.

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i got home to see dazai in the kitchen , making two cups of tea.

" ah , you're home. " he greeted me.

i put my bag on the table. " yeah-"

" so you plan to pay 500k bcs you want me dead .. hahaha aren't you a sly fox " he winked.

" what... ? " i looked up at him.

he stands up & hands me a cup of tea. " i admire how you're willing to pay any kind if money to get rid of me! but honestly .. did you think it'd be *that* easy ? "

" dazai- "

" drink up , darling. its a toast. "

i was so confuzzled-

" dazai listen to me- "

" i know a way to get rid of me! double suicide! thats cute , right ? " he asked , taking a sip of tea.

i smacked his tea cup out of his hand , the glass shattering on the floor.

" no to double suicide ? for now ? alright.. " he said , disappointed.

" id love to finish this talk but , y/n you see- " he moved closer , gripping my waist & whispering in my ear.

" i have plans tomorrow... sorry ! " then he walks away.

" .... DAZAI O- "

" ill clean that up later ! "

" ...... thats fucker- ughhh "

" oh- & didnt you say ... you did what you want ? " he stopped in his tracks.

" yeah... so what .. " i asked , looking at the broken tea cup on the floor. levi would be disappointed.

" you may think you do , but trust me , if anything im running this ' relationship ' y/n " dazai turned around , keeping a smile.

" yeah i love that you keep lying to yourself. " i walk past him , but then he grabs me.

" hm? what was that ? sorrryyy didnt hear you.. " he said.

" i said you should stop lyi- "

" wow & you think im lying. isnt that just amazing. well , you get your sleep! ill clean up the mess i made & be in my way to bed. to da looo! " he let me go & walked to the kitchen. i sighed.

" whatever " i went to my- well i guess you could say ' our ' room.

i then picked up my phone & called chuuya.

" hey..."

" eh , you just left. why're you calling ? "

" ...nothing really ..... chu-chu- "

" whats w/ the nicknames jeez "

" i like them- you should to. "

" yeah right. "

" what i wa- "

" on the phone w/ other men i see ? hah , maybe im not enough " dazai laughed as he walked in.

" .. " i hung up as dazai sat down. " im sure you wont believe me when i say he's a friend , so ill say he's a business pa- "

" y/n do you take me as a fool ? im starting to think you do ! hahha! " he put his hand around my neck.

" ...i dont take you as a fool- "

" oh i think you do "

" i dont- " i stopped when he kissed me.

he whispered into my ear , " you take me as a fool! ... but ill show you not to. "

chuuya: dazæ~

sorry this was so short-

ok peace out-