[ インスタントミツバ] 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 ♡

𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

ik i just made one- but listen. also this wasnt my idea , i got it from a quotev quiz..

imagine you made a note. & randomly dropped it somewhere. & zenitsu found that note. so he wrote back. what he wrote back was :

" to whoever wrote that letter ...

hi , who are you ? what are your intentions or... what are my intentions ? sorry- im not sure if you're even going to get this letter , but.. you know , sometimes I get too anxious . too paranoid .

you know when you turn off your night lantern and you run back to your bedroom because you feel like a monster is chasing you ?

i feel like that all the time . its a destiny for demon slayers .. hey , if you ever get this letter , whoever you are , maybe you can.... y'know.. help me ?

i don't even know you , but the way you wrote that letter-you seem wise. you seem cool , even !! you seem like you know your stuff and... i generally want to know some of things that you do . im looking for ways to be more brave when it comes to being a demon slayer ! so ... please ?

-bye , zenitsu.. "

alright , lets say you did get that letter. & you wrote one back , say whatever you want. & by then , you both kept sending notes to each other.

" inoko , im going out ! " i tell my sister as i walk out the door. ( if yk , yk )

" okay.. goodluck. " she says , going back to being quiet. ( 😉 )

" i have to get a lot of things..... " i continue walking as im looking at the shopping list.

" chirp chirp!! chirp! " i hear as i look up. " awwh! " i say.

" chuntaro!! wait up! " a boy hopelessly- did someone say hope? -effortlessly tries to chase the sparrow.

" come on! this way! " it said- " it can talk?! " i say , turning around.

" YOU! " he exclaimed while pointing at me. "CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THAT BIRD?! " he asks.

" y-yeah... surprisingly- " " PLEASE! TELL ME WHAT ITS SAYING!!! " he begs while hugging me. " u-uh... " i look up at it.

" this way! he needs to head this way! " it lands on my hand. " it wants you to follow it. " i tell him. " whats your name ? " i ask the sparrow.

" z-zenitsu.... " he answered instead. " ukogi! " the sparrow says.

" i didnt mean you- " i then froze. " z-zenitsu agatsuma...? " i ask.

" Y-YES! h-how'd you know.... IS SOMEONE AS PRETTY AS YOU STALKING ME? DO YOU WANNA GET MARRIED?!? IM FREE ANYTIME- " he clings on to my haori w/ tears in his eyes.

" calm down please ..! i just've been sending notes to this person , & they're na- " "OMG- ARE YOU Y/N?!?! " he asks. " y-yeah! i guess you're- "

" AHHHH I FOUND NY SOULMATE!!! " ihe hugs me as his sparrow finds its way on my head.

" w-well uh- " i struggle to say anything as he smiles at me. " your notes... well letters- uh i actually planned to give you one today.. " i say as he looks at me.

" REALLY?! CAN YOU PLEASE MARRY ME! WE WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER! " he explains as i see a boy running to us. " uh if you wan- "

" HEY! GET OFF OF HER! " he shouts while gripping zenitsu. " NO! THIS WOMAN IS MY WIFE!! " he argues back.

" excuse me .. is this man your husband? " he looks at me while zenitsu violently shakes his head ' yes '

" n-not yet.... but we know each other...! " i say as he lets zenitsu go. " you shouldnt treat a woman like that ! " he scolds as he's pointing at zenitsu , so he gets behind me.

" im really sorry i bothered you! " the boy apologized. " WEL YOU SHOULD BE- "

" i meant her. " the boy says. " anyways , im tanjiro kamado! " he holds a hand out.

i take it. " im- "

" Y/N AGATSUMA !! & IM ZENITSU AGATSUMA!! " he hugs me tightly.

" i...... sure.. " i kinda space out while he has the biggest smile on his face. " THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU TH- "

" zenitsu , pipe down please.. " i say as zenitsu stops. " o-okay! ill do a-anything you say! as long as you stay w/ me! " he hugs me.

" uhm sorry! nice meeting you tanjiro! " i tell him. " come on! this way zenitsu! " his sparrow said , but to him it just sounded like chirping.

" now isnt the time , chuntaro!! " zenitsu scolds him. " you're a demon slayer ? " tanjiro asks.

" y-yea- but i cant go by- " he notices tanjiro's sword. " AHHH! YOU'RE A DEMON SLAYER! PLEASE PROTECT ME SO I CAN COME HOME SAFELY TO MY WIFE! " he demanded as he clung onto tanjiro haori.

" y-you have to man up.. " tanjiro says. " SO THATS A YES? " " ... i guess- but im sure all the training you did wont go to waste if you put it to wor- "

" GOODBYE Y/N I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH & I PROMISE ILL COME HOME SAFELY SO WE CAN CUDDLE & GET MARRIED & WHATEVER YOU WANT! " zenitsu showers me w/ love & kisses.

" o-okay...? b-bye..... love you..? " i say as he walks away & keeps waving.

' i was supposed to be shopping for food.. but instead found a 'husband' for free. what the actual hell.... ' i thought as i started to walk to the store.