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𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐳𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

this'll be pretty long so- yeah

" inosuke , be still ! " i tell him as i struggle to brush his hair.

" I CANT- JUST STOP " he screams at me. " no i said id brush your hair out & i wi- "

he stands up & jumps back. " NO. "

" yes. "

" NO! "

" yes. "

" NO MEANS NO. "

" YES MEANS YES. "

" NONONONONONO " he then starts running. " inosuke- ughhhh! " i sigh as i chase after him.

then suddenly , i run into someone. causing us to fall. " frick- INOSUKE COME BACK ! " i tell him.

" MWHAHAHAHAHA! NEVER!! " inosuke says.

" u-uhm.... hi " the boy says.

" oh hey. sorry abou- "

" you wouldnt be perhaps ... " he looks at inosuke.

" dating him.... ? " he asks.

then i see inosuke climbing a tree- " ah , INOSUKE DOWN! NOW ! "

" NOPE MWAHAHAHAH " he says.

" ugh , no im not- "

" PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU , MARRY ME I DONT WANNA DIE ALONE- "

" FLY SOUTH! FLY SOUTH ! " i hear my crow say.

i sigh. " im sorry for all this , but i have things to do. INOSUKE !! WE HAVE A MISSION. " i tell him.

" huh- OKAYYYY COMING ! " he jumps off the tree- & comes running to me.

" please don- " zenitsu star-

inosuke bomb rushed into me , both of us falling a few feet away from zenitsu. " HAHAH LETS GO GIRLY !!! " he tells me.

" im sure i broke- did you just say girly-? " i ask

" WOOOOOOO LETS GO ! " he jumps up & grabs me.

" 👉👈 that girl.... was really prettyyyy.. maybe , ill ask her to be my friend.... " he stands up.

" or more .... "

" INOSUKE. "

" GIRLY. "

" i love the name , BUT PLEASE GET DOWN. " i demand.

" NO. " he says.

" uh.... hey? " a boy says. i look at him- he's cute-

" who's that-? " he asks , pointing at inosuke.

" my friend- oh am i in your way ? " i ask him.

" ah , no.. i just thought you needed help or something " he says.

" oh. than- "

" watch out-!! "

then another boy pushes me out of the way so inosuke doesnt tackle me. & make me break my bones like midor-

" hiiii again~ " he says , staring dreamingly at me.

" eh ? "

" zenitsu , off of her please. " the other boy demands.

he gets up & i sit up. " inosuke... " i say.

" WHAT ? " he looks at me.

" why'd you do that-? " i ask as he licks his tongue out. " NANANANA- " if i was a rich gir-