this'll be pretty long so- yeah
" inosuke , be still ! " i tell him as i struggle to brush his hair.
" I CANT- JUST STOP " he screams at me. " no i said id brush your hair out & i wi- "
he stands up & jumps back. " NO. "
" yes. "
" NO! "
" yes. "
" NO MEANS NO. "
" YES MEANS YES. "
" NONONONONONO " he then starts running. " inosuke- ughhhh! " i sigh as i chase after him.
then suddenly , i run into someone. causing us to fall. " frick- INOSUKE COME BACK ! " i tell him.
" MWHAHAHAHAHA! NEVER!! " inosuke says.
" u-uhm.... hi " the boy says.
" oh hey. sorry abou- "
" you wouldnt be perhaps ... " he looks at inosuke.
" dating him.... ? " he asks.
then i see inosuke climbing a tree- " ah , INOSUKE DOWN! NOW ! "
" NOPE MWAHAHAHAH " he says.
" ugh , no im not- "
" PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU , MARRY ME I DONT WANNA DIE ALONE- "
" FLY SOUTH! FLY SOUTH ! " i hear my crow say.
i sigh. " im sorry for all this , but i have things to do. INOSUKE !! WE HAVE A MISSION. " i tell him.
" huh- OKAYYYY COMING ! " he jumps off the tree- & comes running to me.
" please don- " zenitsu star-
inosuke bomb rushed into me , both of us falling a few feet away from zenitsu. " HAHAH LETS GO GIRLY !!! " he tells me.
" im sure i broke- did you just say girly-? " i ask
" WOOOOOOO LETS GO ! " he jumps up & grabs me.
" 👉👈 that girl.... was really prettyyyy.. maybe , ill ask her to be my friend.... " he stands up.
" or more .... "
" INOSUKE. "
" GIRLY. "
" i love the name , BUT PLEASE GET DOWN. " i demand.
" NO. " he says.
" uh.... hey? " a boy says. i look at him- he's cute-
" who's that-? " he asks , pointing at inosuke.
" my friend- oh am i in your way ? " i ask him.
" ah , no.. i just thought you needed help or something " he says.
" oh. than- "
" watch out-!! "
then another boy pushes me out of the way so inosuke doesnt tackle me. & make me break my bones like midor-
" hiiii again~ " he says , staring dreamingly at me.
" eh ? "
" zenitsu , off of her please. " the other boy demands.
he gets up & i sit up. " inosuke... " i say.
" WHAT ? " he looks at me.
" why'd you do that-? " i ask as he licks his tongue out. " NANANANA- " if i was a rich gir-

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