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𝚋𝚜𝚍 𝚇 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 - 𝚝𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚏𝚒𝚌

bandages :
GUESS WHO JUST COMMITED DOUBLE SUICIDE W/ Y/N.

back to work :
surely not you...

🐯:
huh- NO Y/N- wait if you guys committed suicide , you'd be dead.

bandages :
...... i meant we PLAN TO!!!

hot doc :
really now? when????

snacks :
really? aw man.. y/n & i planned play pocky later.

bandages :
wym by that.......................................................?

snacks :
exactly what i said. we wanted to play pocky.

🐯 :
but y/n has a b-

bandages :
* le gasp * NOOOOO WAY?!

snacks :
yes way

bandages :
no way!!

snacks :
yes way....

back to work :
where is y/n right now?!?!

bandages :
idk

snacks :
^

hot doc :
she'd never commit double suicide w/ dazai.

bandages :
oh but she would.

🐯 :
guys , y/n is da-

back to work :
why are we even discussing this matter?! y/n is not doing a double suicide!!

bandages :
are you sureeeeeeeee kunikida?

kenji! :
whats this stuff about y/n commiting double suicide? i hope she's okay at the moment.

snacks :
im sooooooooo bored ugh. y/n get online ugh

meanwhile , y/n.

" awwww look chuuya! that hat looks amazing. you should get it! "

" you're right... it does look great. " we walk into the store.

" that one please. "

" ah , thats the last one in stock! you're lucky! " chuuya & i look at each other & smile.

" thanks! "

" you look good!! " i compliment him as we walk past another store. " you too. "

" oh oh!!! dazai would LOVE those bandages! they're 30% off too! " i drag chuuya into the store.

" why're you always getting things for him like he does stuff for you.. " chuuya rolls his eyes.

jealousy jealousy. " he does things for me! like the time he opted in to buy that red hat i gave you! " i pick up the bandages.

" whatever. you treat him like he's the one you're dating. " he sighs.

" chuuya..... " -_-

🐯 :
for the last time , y/n dat-

bandages :
well , i have to go. our double suicide starts in 30.

back to work :
dazai. no.

bandages :
dazai yes. >:)

kenji! :
hey guys im out buying things & i see y/n & chuuya at a bandage store.

bandages :
awwwhhhh she must me buying bandages for me!! so nice😍

back to work :
but w/ chuuya?!!!??!

🐯 :
ive been trying to tell you all. chuuya is y/n's-

bandages :
idc. as long as-

kenji! :
awwwwww they just kissed!

bandages :
thats.............. niCe. vEry. supEr. nIIIIice.

snacks :
doesnt seem that way.....

chuuya's😍:
yall blowing my phone up :/

🐯 :
please reread y/n.

chuuya's😍 :
🤨 you dumbasses. sushi has been trynna tell yall

back to work :
tell us what?

chuuya's😍:
today is chuuya's birthday. we're out shopping bcs we're dating. dumbasses.

kenji! :
oh. im really sorry we didnt get the point y/n!!

snacks :
sorry ig?

chuuya's😍:
my name is literally "chuuya's" :/ plus , this is dazai's fault. ofc kenji & ranpo didnt do anything <3

bandages :
blaming this on me? not smart.

chuuya's😍:
whatever you say , dazai.

dazai is taller :
why the hell are you dumbasses blowing our phones up?! we're out atm!!

bandages :
love your name😍

dazai is taller :
fuck off

chuuya's😍:
hey kenji , sense you're out.... WANNA SHOP W/ US?!

kenji! :
ofc ofc !!! sounds so fun!!!!

bandages :
moral of the story...... im taller than chuuya.

dazai is taller :
-_-

REAL moral of the story...
its dazai's fault. ( mikey kinnie )
listen to atsushi
& last..... its never ranpo or kenji's fault😍