" i think you mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. "
" but chuuya , come on it wont hurt. "
" we dont need to SHOW that we're together. we can just... BE TOGETHER. "
" well what kinda things should we do to bE tOgeTHeR? hmmm chuuya?? 🤨 "
" just things in private , not showing every damn person that we're in a relationship "
" im not trying to show everybody! i just think a dinner date would be nice since we're off today. " i sighed. " no " he answered. " not even hat shopping chuuya? well i guess we could go back- "
" are you trying to bribe me? it isnt working. " chuuya said. " just c'mon please~ " i clasped my hands together , giving him puppy eyes.
" your cheap tricks arent working. " he continued to walking. " but chuuuuya~! " i held his arm. " you're never gonna give it a rest are you? " " nope! so you should agree. "
the ginger sighs. " we're going hat shopping. but remember ; you asked for this " " yes sir! "
" how does this one look?? " chuuya looks in the mirror. " chuuya look good.... " i answer , we've been here from an hour & a half. guess this is my karma...
" chuuya. " i called as he continued to try on different hats. " chuuya.. y/n bored. " i started talking in 3rd person. " chuuuuuya..... " i sighed. " ch- "
" what!? " he turned around. " y/n.... she bored can chuuya please pick hat. " i asked. " you're the one who asked to come here. wait " the male had 4 hats in hand.
" b-but chuuya- "
" not now y/n. "
bitch🙄i sighed , walking off. " so... bored.. " i itched my head as i ran into someone. he fell & i took a few steps back. " oh hi! " the brunette smiled.
" hi? are you okay- it was a smile fall so.. " i shrug as i hold a hand out. " yup! " he grabs it & stand up , noticing the huge scar on it. " hm what happened? " he asked.
" i was stapled to a wall! " i smile. " w/ a knife " i finish , looking at my hand.
he rubs his finger along the scar. (😫) " whoa how long ago.. " he asks. " im not exactly sure. ch- i mean- my boyfriend said i blanked out after it all , but maybe 2 years ago? " i shrug again. " hm.. well .. " he puts his hand on his chin.
" osamu dazai. " he tells me. being the dumbass i am , i told him my real first name..
" y/n- .... y/n kina.. " i replied as i shook his hand. my real name is nak- " mhm.. so wheres your boyfriend...? " dazai asked.
wait where is chuuya... " hat store. i guess he's still there. " i look down at his bags. " oh! since i didnt get to shop , would you like yo shop together? this is a pretty big mall.. " i ask.
a double suicide chance missed..... " nah , you should get make to your boyfriend. he's looking for you. " he walks off , bags over his shoulder & eyes closed. " a-alright then.. "
" chuuuuuuuuya? " i walk around the hat store w/ my bags- hell yeah i went shopping before looking for that ugly hat wearing fuc-
walking out the store , i sigh. " chuuya where the he- "
" Y/N WHAT THE HELL. " he whacks me w/ one of his bags. " i told you to stay close & what'd you do!? go shopping. " chuuya kept the angry look on his face.
" thats the point of a mall chuuya.. " i close my eyed , sighing.
he hits me w/ his bag again. " yeah but you couldve gone missing til the point someone got you. "
" that isnt me. " he adds. " ok ok i wont do it again i guess. " i think about the male i met earlier. " i met this man named da- "
" come on!! " he pulls me by my ear. " ow ow ow chuuya baby that hurts- & i wasnt done shopping- "" i think you've mistaken me for someone who gives a damn " we walk out the mall.
y/n has called chuuya's name sm times in this. she'll call it more when they get back to-
omg bye.

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