I LOVE HOW CLASSY MITSUYA & DRAKEN ARE! IT CANCELS OUT THE FACT THAT ONE IS DEAD :) 🙃
this short ngl
i walked out of the bar , carrying a heavy male on my back. " ehehehe y/n~ y-you takin' me to yo- * hic * bEdRooM~? " he was wasted. even if i warned him not to drink much , there was no point since he wouldnt listen. i didnt drink anything sense it was pretty hard for me to even get drunk.
" sanzu baby just be quiet.. im taking you to my house sense you'll be clueless in the morning. " i sighed , this happened every weeknd , i was used to it. ran or rindou usual came w/ us but sanzu insisted we come alone. look where that got us....
" yoU have s-something really- * hic * crAzy you wAnnA dO to mE- * hic * huh? " he could barely get his words out. id say im tired of this but.. c'mon its sanzu we're talking about...
i ignored him as i closed the door , him in the car. i went to the drivers side , getting in & closing the door. " here.. " i gave him my phone in case he gets bored since his phone.... lets not talk about that right now.
" alRighT.. " he smiled , slouching in his seat. "next sTop.. * hic * y/N's house. thEn bEdrOom~! " " to sleep. " " to slEep? borIng. " he sighed. " yeah yeah whatever. " i started driving as he played on my phone.
" eHeeHeEh.. " we both walked in the house as he stumbled a bit. " YaY y/n's- * hic * HouSe! " the immature make cheered. " mhm , c'mon up the stairs. " i helped sanzu walk. " oNe tWo thReE .... hAhahA i foRgot whAt nUmber i was oN.. hahaA.. " he talked to himself. " four five six- " the pinkie hit me on the head.
" i gOt this! nine ten eleven twelve fourteen- " we made it up the stairs. " you skipped a few numbers. " nO oNe cArEs. " he shrugged , walking into the room w/ me.
i laid him on the bed , pulling the blanket on him. " ill go get you some water while you lay down. " i told him as he nodded. " but iLl bE lonely w/o yOu.. " he whined. " be lonely then " he walked to the door & he sat up. " stay!! or iM coming tOo. "
" sanzu.. " i sighed , taking my coat & shoes off. " you... you're never gonna change. " he laid back down as i say on the bed. " whaA.. i wIll chAn- * hic * chaNge! " he put his arm around me as i sat back.
" yeah but you dont mean that.. " i turned away from him & he got closer. " mmm.. " the pink haired boy started to fall asleep. " night sanzu "
the next morning. " HEY WHAT THE HELL THERES NOTHING- HAHAHA -TO EAT! " i heard someone shouted from downstairs.
i walked down the soft stairs only to find a half naked male in my fridge. " cook something. im hungry y'know! " sanzu sighed. " ...sanzu... " i sighed , knowing id have to deal w/ this for WAY longer.

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