" woman... let me be your woman.. woman w- " i was making art until someone walked in.
" IM HERE TO EXERCISE YOU ! " he shouts.
" like... as an ghost or like as in se- " he walks up to me & holds his..... stick? in my face. DIRTY MI- " oooo whats that , pretty boi ? " i ask standing up. " dont take another step! " he tells me.
" kou minamoto. 15 years old , hot as shi- uh you have 2 siblings- " " why're you analyzing me?!? " he asks. " info , duh.... my brother told me you'd come to try & exercise me. " i put my hood on my head & feet in the chair.
" your brother ...? " kou asks. " yeah pretty boi , pink hair in a ponytail- "
" mitsuba !?! " he asks. mitsuba then appears. "what- AHHHHH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! " mitsuba screams.
" onii-chan! i missed you! " i hug him & he stubbles back. " NO GET AWAY FROM ME! "
"oh ? whats wrong onii ? " i ask. " GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! " mistuba runs behind kou.
" wh-what the he- what's wrong?! " kou says , ready to attack me. " onii - chan isnt used to me y- "
" YOU TRIED TO PUSH ME OFF THE ROOF IN MIDDLE SCHOOL!! " he cried behind kou.
" uh- no i didnt.... i wou- "
" YOU SAID YOU'D COMMIT SELF DELETE IF I DIDNT COMMIT IT MYSELF , YOU'RE A STUPID WEIRDO!! " he said.
" what ..... i didnt.... onii - chan im sorry.. " i apologized. " FORGET YOUR APOLOGY! " he points at me. " but..... we're siblings. you have to forgive- "
" I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING BUT GET AWAY FROM YOU! " he says.
" whats happening?! " kou asks. " dont worry , onii - chan is just a bit scared for SOME reason. " i assure kou.
" .... doesnt seem lik- " mitsuba teleports back to his boundary.
" im really sorry pretty boy , but nows not the time i need exercising.... im gonna go commit suicide for the second ti- "
" NO! GET BACK HERE ! " i teleport to tsukasa's boundary. " ughhh! " kou sighs.
" tsu-ka-sa! " i say waiting for him.
" yea ? " he appears on the bed next to me.
" i seen onii - chan today! .... but he was scared of me " i told tsukasa. he pats my back. " awh its alright y/n.... " he rubs my back. " but a boy named kou tried to exercise me today! " i say standing up.
" oh ? " he says , interested.
" well , bye tsu-ka-sa! i have some stuff to do , my boundary needs some work- I EVEN SNUCK A PIC OF ONII CHAN!! im so happy!! " i teleport out. " ...... " tsukasa sighs.
i was cleaning up my art room , since that was the place i haunted. " zoom zoom get out the fast lane , boom boom tha- "
" HEY!! YOU! STRAWBERRY! " kou shouts. i drop the broom & run to him. " AHHH KOU YOU PRETTY BOY! " i jump on him , putting my legs around his waist.
" h-hey whats the heck?! " he suddenly blushes " ITS BEEN SOME TIME PRETTY BOY ! " i stand up , still hugging him.
" let me go- " " so how was your day?! " i walk back & pick the broom up.
" omg- DID YOU SEE ONII - CHAN TODAY? DID- " " be quiet!!! " he demands. " yes sir. " i shut up.
" now why're you acting all buddy-buddy w/ me?!? " he asks. " we're friends! are we not ? " i ask smiling at him evilly.
tsukasa taught me nee-heehee" just because- " " & we'll be friends forever pretty boy! right?! im even friends w/ your brother teru! he wanted to- "
" WAIT !! " he shouts. " no thank you. but as i was saying , i- OH! im so rude! do you want some candy ? " i hand him some & he sighs.
" whatever... " he opens it. " you're such a good boy! " i smile at him. " ....thats kinda um... u- "
i hug him once he eats the candy. " guess what! you ate the candy! " i say.
" we're bound forever because you ate that! " i exclaim.
" what "
the END.
y/n is obsessed w/ suicide.... thats why she threatened to kill herself if mitsu didnt kill himself. OH YH & SHE LOVES DOJA CAT
oh boy- wait til she meets hanako-
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