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𝐝𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

i have so many unfinished oneshots but i just keep starting more😭

ding! i rung the agency's door bell.

" hi. " a light gray haired boy came to the door. " uhm... im looking for dazai" i smile while holding up the bag. he looks at it. " oh.. do you want me to give it to him ? " he asks. " i wouldnt mind that! just make sure he gets this note.

" okay.. " he takes the bag & thanks me. " no, thank you! " i smile & walk away.

" uhhh dazai? i girl came & delivered a- " dazai rushes to his. " what did she look like??? whats in the bag?? what was she we- "

atsushi sighed. " e/c eyes .. h/c hair.... she had a key chain w/ a D on it- did that stand for your nam- "

" ahhh! its her! the D stood for double suicide! see , mines is a S! " dazai shows him. " ..... " atsushi was not amused ...

" let me see.. " he opens the bag. " AH! its a cake! w/ MY MAME ON IT! " dazai jumped.

" dont forget to read the note! " atsushi warns him. " mhm! " he takes it out & scans the note.

dear dazai ,
you're a lucky asshole <3
- your 'double suicide' buddy.

" its so heart warming!!! " dazai hugs the note. " what does it say....? " atsushu wonders when kunikida walks in. " whats that? " he asks while sitting down.

" my girlfriend sent me some things! "

" YOUR GIRLFRIEND?! " they say at the same time.

" mhm , my one & only.. the double to my suicide.... my- "

" jeez. who would be that foolish to date you. " kunikida sighs.

" foolish? you're just jealous~ " dazai says , opening the cake. " ohhhh.. can i ha- " dazai its atsushi's- CHILD ABUSE -hand. " no!! this is MY cake. MY girlfriend sent ME. " dazai took another bite.

" but- " " no buts atsushi. " dazai holds i finger up. " ... whatever " atsushi sighs. & walks to his desk.

a few days later.

dazai is still enjoying the cake... " jeez , this is amazin- "

" we know. you've said it many times " everyone says. " well jeez , whats w/ the attitude? " dazai flips his fork in the air & catches it.

" all you ever do is eat that cake. " kunikida says. " & when did you even get it?! " junichiro adds.

" how you eaten anything besides it? " atsushi asks. " & why isnt it gone yet... " he says , confused.

ranpo sighs. " i still dont believe you have a girlfriend. " dazai looks at him. " whaaa? i do! "

" can i taste the cake? " kenji asks. " nono! " dazai closes the case. " aww man... " kenji sits back down.

" oh! look at the time. " dazai stands up while getting the cake. " i have a date today. "

" or maybe your gonna go get an actual girlfriend. " ranpo adjusts his glasses. " nope , she's the one im going on the date w/ " dazai gets his things. " well , this is goodbye. "

" im honestly surprised he hasnt asked her- "
" double suicide'll be an option " dazai waves. "soon" then walks out.

" we should follow him.. " junichiro suggested.

" not in my schedule. "
" sure? "
" i dont mind! "
" busy. "
" ..... "

" hello darlinggg! " dazai hugged me. " hey " i hugged him back. " i wanna go to this new restaurant that just opened!! " dazai puts his hand around my waist. " its for the cake. " he adds.

" thats a bit... much " i say. " no , i dont mind " he winks. " you are my double suicide buddy after all ! " i sigh.

" just crab. i wouldnt mind that.. " dazai says. "ill take f/f.. " i say as i intertwine dazai & i's fingers under the table.

" okay , coming right up. " they walk away.

" so what made you want to bring a cake ? " dazai turns to me. i look down at his hand that was holding mine then back at him.

" felt generous ? " he asks. " not quite... maybe i missed you. but i cant be sure.. "

" hm.. " dazai hums. " i missed you too ! " he says , holding my hand tighter as his bandages brushed up against my hand. " none if the agency believed i had a girlfriend- besides atsushi of course... "

" really ? is he the one who came to the door ? " i ask & he nods. " it was , infact when i told his about our keychains , he was totally amused! " dazai lied.

" hm.. i should get to know him. " i suggest. "do as you wish." dazai turns back around as he legs go on my hand & puts it on my thigh.

the waiter comes. " heres your food. " they sit the plates down. " enjoy ! "

dazai sighs. " im stuffed.... " he slouches. " eh id say the same... " "  you ready to go ? " dazai asks , looking at me. " mhm " he pays & we leave.

" well today was pretty great !! " dazai yawns. "ya'know... we could go to my place , if you'd like. " he looks at me w/ his hands in his pocket.

" dont pull any cards " i warn him as he sighs.

" no promises.. " dazai smirks.

I HAD- kinda -FUN MAKINF THISSSSSSS

800 WORDS ,  YAY