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𝚝𝚋𝚑𝚔 𝚇 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 - hanako cafe

i was reading some tbhk extra manga , & this chapter-

gave me the idea. heres some other thingys-

I DIDNT FEEL LIKE CROPPING THEM OK

okay. lets start.....

" welcome , to cafe hanako. " we see hanako cleaning a cup.

" hanako....? " i stare at him. " what're you doing? " kou asks.

" haha! well~ ya see.. the shopkeeper went on a trip.. so they asked me to look after the shop! " he explains. " & you three'll be my first customers!! " a smile finds it way to his face.

kou , yashiro , & i take a seat. have you run a restaurant before? " kou turns to hanako.

" lets go mokke! huh? of course i have!! we've got... customer service! " im here to serve you customer se-

a mokke knocks a chair down. " sit. " it demands. " ah , ahaha.... later.. " i politely decline.

" drinks! " hanako shows us a drink in a mini toilet. " that.... looks poisonous. " kou points out.

" & advertisements! " the mokke hands us a paper.

if you dont hand this letter over to 10 ppl or more & come to cafe hanako... you will die.

" thats a threat.. " yashiro takes a step back.

" isnt it perfect?! " hanako asks.

" its all bad.. "
" what part are you insisting on being perfect "
" at least... you tried? "

" i guess we have no choice. " we go to the back

" we'll help you out! " yashiro & i say , adjusting our maid dresses.  AHHHHHH KOU LOOKS SO FINEEEEEE-

" you seem pretty committed to it... though you said you mad no choice.. " hanako stated.

" actually! i've always wanted to try it! " she smiles.

" ehe , please have a seat! "
" may i get you seated? " we say at the same time. " ahaha , which one do you think it better? " we ask the boys.

cute. kou thought. " nice! " hanako gives a thumbs up. " the dress , that is. " he adds. "i-"

the doorbell rang. " yo... you at it? "

" oh! its tsuchigomori " hanako points. " huh? why are you here? " yashiro asks.

" the shopkeeper's an old friend , you see. " he starts. " when i heard they took lord no. 7 as temporary shopkeeper ; i came to see if he was doing the job properly but.... " he sighs. " you guys are here too .... "

" you're our first customer sensei! "
" take it easy , spider face! "
" hi tsuchigomori-san! "

he takes a seat. hanako at the counter , kou & i cooking , yashiro at the cash register.

" ill have a co- " " valued customer . " hanako interrupts. " huh? "

" you seem tired.... you look like you'll start crying any moment.. " he adjusts his fake mustache. " just like the sky.... "

" whats w/ you...?! " tsuchigomori asks. " did you hit your head or something....? "

" shhh... " he puts the coffee beans to his ear "right now , im listening to coffee beans...  "  the hell kinda drugs is hanako on-

" id that your idea of what a shopkeeper is..? " tsuchigomori sighs. " listen to the customer instead of the coffee beans... "

" sorry about him! " i put my arm around hanako & take a few steps aside. " what can i get you? " i ask.

" just a coffee. " he replies.

" cof.... "
" fee... "
we start to whisper things.

also i think hanako put ___ in his coffee bcs he's a spider... ( i wont say what i is bcs i dont wanna spoil it. )

" isnt that the most basic order...? " the spider asks. " mhm mhm! its fine nothings wrong! " yashiro assures.

" its all good , right hanako kun? "  " right , its totally fine ! isnt it , y/n chan? " hanako asks. " everything is perfect. wouldnt you agree , kou kun? " i turn to him.  " mhm ! d-dont worry about it....! " he smiles nervously.

" sorry for the wait... " hanako gives tsuchigomori the coffee. " ... okay it looks normal. " he takes a sip.

he spits it out in a mokke's face. " disgusting! what the hell is this? poison?! " he flops down. " what did you guys make me!?!! " he asks.

" eh? " i ask.

" the coffee beans are fine " yashiro holds them up.

" ah... we were in the kitchen making it , so it must've been our fault... " kou & i sigh , holding hands & feeling embarrassed.

" ahh , thats right! it was definitely too light , so i added some black stuff. " hanako shrugs , holding up a bottle of ink.

" WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT! " i shout.

spider man sighs , " i knew i store run by brats wouldnt have turned out right... "

" huh?! what are you doing? " hanako leans over to counter as kou & i continue to scold him.

" im going to tell the shopkeeper to close the shop during his trip. "

" aw man.. " yashiro sighs.
" its hanako's fault. " i shrug.
" guess it cant be helped... " kou looks down.

" w-wait! " hanako hands up the phone. " i-i want to work a little longer... " he admits. " its been fun... & i dont want it to end just yet. "

" so , you're saying in the end you decided to look after all of them at once? " yako asks.

" thats right... " tsuchigomori answers.

" you're stupid. " she complains. " you really are soft , arent you? "

" shut up & order already! "

" kou & y/n are kissing in the kitchen !!! " hanako shouts. " no we arent , we're cooking so stop lying!! " i bonk hanako on the head. " get back to work! " we get scolded. " sorry spider man. " kou apologies. " stop calling me spider related names! " " then what are we supposed to call you?! jeez. " " sensei or tsuchigomori- werent you just calling me tsuchigomori-san? "

" well kou called you spider related names , & i thought i was missing out on the fun. " i shrugged .