[ インスタントミツバ] 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 ♡

𝚍𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚇 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

im making sm dazai x readers😵‍💫

also no dazai X readers are normal bcs dazai is no where near normal. but if he wants he can normal this pus-

" uhh dazai? your bandages... " i point out & he looks at his chest. " oh. i paid good money for these.. " the male put his hands on his hips. " k more bandages then! " he walked as his hair swayed slightly.

" here let me help. " i offered , taking the bandages from him. " hold that. " i demanded. " okie dokie~! " he agreed , holding the bandage to his chest. " now spin. " i smiled.
" spin? hm if you say so! " dazai starting to spin in circles , not caring what the aftermath was.

" faster dazai! " told the brunette. " th-this is as fast as i can go... " he was getting pretty dizzy. "you're getting sloppier & not going as fast as you were! " maybe i shouldve phrased that better... " okay stop! its all on you. " the male stopped spinning , he couldnt stand straight w/o moving around. " daz- "

he leaned on me , eyes closed. " eHhEhhEhe i caNt feEl mY hEaD~ " he giggled like a little kid. " oh too much spinning.. " i sighed. " well next is bandaging your arms! " i sat on the bed laid in my lap.

holding his arm up i noticed his eyes were closed & his hair was in his face. i moved his hair as i started to bandage his arms.

" ...it feels like i got wasted... " the brunette sighed , opening his eyes after hours. " or those mushrooms again.. " he sat up , realizing i was asleep next to him. he also acknowledged he was shirtless ,  brand new bandages installed like an app! no bad comparison..

dazai suddenly remembered how he got in this situation. " ohok. " a smile appeared on his face as he laid back down. " darling ? " he called , starring as he held my hand. " y/n? " he ran his index finger along my jawline , causing me to turn away.

" y/n darling~? " i groaned as he turned my head back to him. " no... what.. " i kept trying to turn away but he'd keep pulling me back to face him.

finally opening an eye , i sighed. " whatttt...? " i asked. " wake up.. " he insisted. " why.. leave me to sleep... "

" its time for work. though we dont wanna go , kunikida is gonna literally kill us this time... " he slightly whined. " mmhm.. later. " i pushed him away & turned around.

he put his arms around my waist , sighing. "kunikida's gonna be upset.." he shrugged. " oh well... " we both fell asleep again.