[ インスタントミツバ] 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 ♡

𝚍𝚊𝚣𝚊𝚒 𝚇 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

since its snowing rn.... i decided to do this.

there , dazai & i sat. in a taxi. me half asleep , him holding me as his hand is rubbing my
inner thigh.

i feel like dazai's hands are ALWAYS cold so its alr. even on a hot fucking day. back on topic--

" alright sir , we're nearing our destination. " the taxi driver informs dazai. " okay! " he smiles & turns his attention to his phone.

7:18 you guys had been shopping since 3pm...

dazai closed his eyes as he rested his head on mines , hoping he didnt have to carry me inside .. he was pretty tired.

but he wouldnt have a choice anyways.

" we've arrived. " dazai opened his eyes. " alr , thank you " he hands him some money , grabs our bags , & gets out. by instinct , i put my arms & legs around him as i didnt wanna fall. aka common sense🤪

he carefully unlocked the door , stepping inside the dimly lit house. " darling , you hungry? " he asks , stopping by the kitchen.

" no... im goo....d.. " i shuffle a bit , turning my head to the other side. " okay then. " he slowly goes up the stairs , opening our room door.

he lays me on the bed , & starts to get everything out of the bags. " dazai... " i mumble

" yes ? " he slightly turns around. " the blanket its in the dryer..... " i tell him , hugging myself to stay warm. " ahhh! thats what i was forgetting! " he jogs downstairs.

walking back upstairs , dazai brings some leftovers he made earlier. " you should eat. " he sits it on our bedside table , going into the closet.

" uhhhh... whats the password again..? " he turns around. " 11.... " i say , half asleep.

" ohhh okay i remember! " he smiled & unlocked the door , starting to put all the clothes up- ect.

a bit later , he comes out of the closet. he looks at me , getting closer to the bed. " ah , good girl! " he takes the plate , heading downstairs.

" dont call me that.... " i manage to say. " huh " he turns around. " you're.. you know th- "

" yeah yeah you're sleep talking. " he shrugs , walking down stairs. " im not... " as he comes back , he throws some clothes at me.

" take a shower , ill make us something. " he tells me. " i just ate- "

" you've been starving yourself for some time. " a glare is sent my way. i look away , partially upset. " havent. "

" have. "
" havent. "
" not arguing w/ you "
" why not? "
" bcs theres no point in that. "
" fair enough point... "

i was sitting up now , my body fully under the blanket. " well come on. " the male picks me up

" im not a kid i can- " " lets take a bath now , little y/n! " he runs the water. " lets get those clothes- "

i point at the door. " .. im being considerate , trying to help you! " he chuckles a bit , trying to hide the smirk on his face. " i dont need the help... i already know what might just happen."
i roll my eyes.

" alright. be that way if thats what you want. " he nods , walking out.

" DAZAI!! MY CLOTHES , I NEED THEM. "  i shout , already mad bcs i let him fool me.

" oh? you do? wellllll.. come out & get them! " the bastard tells me.

" come on nowww.. " i cracked the door a bit. "they're right ther- "

" they're right here on the bed , it wouldnt hurt just to walk out... would it? " he asks.

" you evil asshat! " i sigh & go to the mini closet where the towels & such are. i find a shirt. "this'll have to do.... "

i walk out. " aw man. you found a shirt- " i throw a pillow at him & he catches it. " where are- "

" over there. " he points to the other side of the bed. " right on the floor. " that bastard knows EXACTLY what he's doing.

" get it. " i demand. " get it for me. "

" what? why me? you have your own 2 legs " the brunette sits slouched on the bed.

" not very cash money of you... " i whisper , walking to the side he mentioned. he attention stays on me , picking the clothes up w/ my foot

" oops you dropped it again.. " as i pick the clothes up , dazai throws them back on the floor.

" stop. " i command , holding the clothes now. " you arent slick. " i walk to the bathroom.

" y/nnnnn come downstairs! can you get this pan for meeee? " dazai begs.

" no bend down yourself. " i reply , sighing. "buttt.... i need your help! " he pouts.

" what makes the difference... " i ask. " what makes the difference?? lots of things! " he walks upstairs.

" just be a good girl & get it , pleaseee! " he begs , still having that plan in mind.

" dazai. " i look up at him , & he's at the foot of the bed. " i told you about that- plus if you get it yourself , ill- "

he jumps on the bed , pinning me down. " you couldve just went downstairs & got it.. " he sighs. " i have work tomorrow... " i lie.

" pfft- no you dont "
" do "
" dont "
" do "
" not arguing w/ you... "
" vis versa. "
" okay then , go to sleep. "
" not til you do. "

i push his aside. " why're you so- " " why am i so what? "

" horny. "

ew. dazai.

I HAD A DREAM ABT DAZAI FUCKING ME-