is deja vu a warning?
theres a knock on the door. kou & i run as fast as we could to the door.
" stop running " teru tells us. SHUT THe fuc-
" no , my package is here !!! " i tell him , opening the door. " hiii " he scanned the package & handed it to me as kou's arm was using my shoulder as an arm rest.
" arent you two a little young- " kou slammed the door in his face.
" fuc- i mean douchebag. " kou says seeing teru in the kitchen.
" pfft- okay come on kou! " i say , sitting the box on the kitchen table. " no wait let me get the scissors , i dont want you to cut yourself. "
" kou , just let her do it. " teru says , sighing.
kou sighs. " whateverrrr... " he hands me the scissors & i cut the box open & licked my tongue out at him. " nananana i did it! "
nanananana put the pistol to ya face dont le-
" yeah yeah ye- " he puts his hand on my neck & kisses me. " yuck " teru gags. " goodbye " teru stands up , putting his cup down.
"wait teru! i know you wanna see what we got" i say , opening the box.
" no thanks " he walks out. but before he does , i hurry & pick something up in the box & throw it at him. it must've been hard bcs he fell on the floor......
" WHAT THE HELL?! " he stands up holding his head. " oh- sorry te- " he stands up & runs towards us.
" oh... oh kou come on!! " i grab the box & kou's hand & we start running up the stairs. they're fucking rich as shit. so maybe just 2 flights of stairs to get to kou's room. & its one of those houses where theres a whole floor before you get to the next flight of stairs-
" GET BACK HERE , YOU WONT LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY!! " he chases us. " uh.. kou wheres the- " he pulls me. " this way y/n " " alright- "
we run to the next stairs & teru doesnt follow us. " its just one more floor " " kou " i tried to warn him as we were running. " right there! okay , so- " " kou....! " " y/n why'd you st- "
" KOU HE WENT UP THE ELEVATOR TO BEAT US TO YOUR ROO- " but it was too late.
lets pretend that house had an elevator. haha" AHHHHHHH!! " i screamed when the elevator door opened.
then i woke up
" y/n come on , our package is here. " kou puts me on his back & walks to the door.
" my bad... i must've took a nap.. " i say , slouching on his shoulders. " hey! " kou said when he opened the door. the man scanned the package & handed it to kou.
" arent you too young to be- " kou slams the door & runs to the kitchen.
" whats that ? " i ask. " y/n , you really dont know?! we just ordered this & you were super excited ! " kou sat me on a chair so i could wake up more.
" oh.... alright , sorry i wasnt thinking straight " bcs im not strai-
" well , lets open the box.. its actually kinda light.... " kou notices.
" why're you just staring at us.... " i ask. "observing." he corrects.
" sorry , teru why're just OBSERVING us. " i ask , again.
" because why not? " he takes a sip of his tea. british bitc-
" okay okay!! you can open it y/n " kou hands me the scissors.
" are you really willing to let your girlfriend get hurt ? " teru asks , just starin- OBSERVING.
" yeah you're right! " kou takes the scissors from me & cuts the box open. " okay.... "
the box opens & someone gets out.
" HELLO BITCHES ! " mitsuba jumps out.
i just woke up so- yeah🤠
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