• 𝐞𝐮𝐩𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐚 - 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 & 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 •
disclaimer , over 100 of these shitty things are cringy bcs i couldnt write for shit. therefore i advice you ; please make fun of...
sorry im making so many amane oneshots- im kinda obsessed w/ him , tsukasa , kou & mitsuba atm... also y/n kinda insecure in this ....
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* knock knock knock *
" hanako hanako hanako... are you there ? " i asked , as i backed away from the door . " ... " i bump into someone- " eek- "
" hiiii ! "
" .......... " i stayed quiet . " whats- "
" AHHHHHHHH " its giving zenitsu energy....
" quiet please ! " he told me . " sorry- you're real ??? i thought you're supposed to be a girl " i said , putting my index finger on my chin like detective shuichi . " ohhh thats not trueee! but i used to wear those overalls ! " he says .
" ........ " " so whats your wish !! " he asked .
" uhm... i hope this isnt to much to ask- "
" nothing's to much to ask !! " he tells me .
" ah.. okay.... i want.. i want- "
" come onnnnn! say itttt- "
" gimmie time toilet boy !! " i scolded him . " its hanako ! "
" toilet boy . "
" hanako ! "
" toilet boy- " " what if i called you toilet girl " he what if's .
" ew . i dont wanna live in toilets w/ you... " i said folding my arms .
" awh man... hey , whats your na- "
" i wanna look better ! " i tell him .
" ... you already look sexy ... " he tells me . " i wasnt talking ab- "
" you perv !! " i scold him , yet again ... " im gonna ask another ghost !! " i say . " h-hey! there isnt another to ask ! " he tells me . " buh bye ya nasty toilet ghost , i dont know what i ex- "
" im sorry ! " he stops me . i turn around , "really~? " " mhm , really ! " " alright , now i wanna look beautiful , amazing , pretty- "
" we talking Beyoncé ?? " he asks .
" yup !! Beyoncé !!! " i agree . " welllll here ! " he hands me a makeup pallet . i look down at it ".....you....... "
" hm- "
" BITCH " i throw the pallet at him . " IDK HOW TO PUT ON MAKEUP YOU FAT FUC- "
" HEY HEY , IM SORRY ! ill help you ! " he said.
" you dont now to to put in makeup , if you did , you wouldnt look like you do now !!! "
" ouch- but really ! i can help.. "
a few moments later ....
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" TADAAAAAAA ! YOU LOOK JUST LIKE BEYONCÉ " he lies.
" IF BEYONCÉ SEEN THIS , SHE'D SLAP YOU ! ALSO THATS AN INSALT TO HER ! " i B O N K him on the head .
" b-but... you look beautiful! it brings no out your eyes- "
" take it off !!! i look horrible ! " i told him .
" well that was your wish . to look beautiful .. you already are ! " he tells me. i sigh.
" .... " i run to the sink & start washing the makeup off . " did you really not like it ? i think i did a good job for my first try .. " he says .
" you jint epen bend it! " i try to say .. " huh ? " he asks , as i come up from the water . " you didnt blend the makeup . " i say again . " oh i supposed to- "
" im going- " i dry my face " -back to class " i say . " visit me after ! " he insists .
" no " i walk to class
in class , ( y/n wont embarrass herself like other y/ns when hanako or tsukasa visits then in class . )
" boo ! " hanako appears on top of my desk .
" ... what the hell " i whisper .
" hiiiii you said you weren't gonna visit me after class , so ill visit you during class ! " he told me , sitting on top on my desk .
" move stupid .. " i raise my hand . " may i be excused ?? " i ask the teacher .
" yes , 5 mins. " she replies .
" alright. " i walk out .
" hanako , stop following me . " i tell him.
he then intertwines our hands & squeezes my hand . " have you figured out what i took from you~? " he asks .
" no.. i havent been thinking about that . its not my soul , so im alright. " i say putting my hand in my pocket .
he takes it out of my pocket & holds it again .
" oooo nope ! but close ! " he says sus-ly " yeah right , id drop dead id so . " i say playing w/ his fingers .
" im sure you can live w/o what i took ! " he says lifting our hands in the air .
" pfft- okay.. at least im not dead yet... " i say. our hands fall back down & i look down at them.
" you'll be soon~ " " whAt " i look up at him . " justtt kidding !! " he holds my hand by his cheek.
" y-you better be , you toilet ghost . " i say pulling my hands away . " back to toilet boy ? what a shame .... " he says .
after school ...
" here . sorry for not coming yesterday . " i say , handing the mokke candy .
" its alright ! "
" alright alright alright "
" its right all ! "
they're so cute !!!!!!!!! & i love how they're always w/ yashiro , kou , & hanako on adventures .
" hey~ " hanako says hugging me from behind .
" hey hanako. " i say .
" now back to hanako ! " he cheers .
" hahaha whatever.. " he intertwines our hands & plays w/ my fingers this time .
" hey- whats your name ?? i forgot to ask ! " he asks .
" its y/n... so..... tell me , hanako ! what is it that you took from me..? "
he kisses my hand . " your love ! "
" wut "
" i really like you! therefore , i want your love ! " its kinda giving tsukasa..... but a bit less.. " so we're bound together forever ! hahah ! " he says putting my hand on him hat .
" hUh ? " was all i could say .
i really tried my best to focus on the hand thing they were doing . it kinda explains a few things abt they're short timed friendship .. ill try to do that more ....