[ インスタントミツバ] 𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 ♡

𝐤𝐚𝐞𝐲𝐚 𝐗 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

help this was supposed to be a xiao X reader but idk how to capture xiao's personality..

update : nvm i just met that fucker he's offensive but him being sexy asf makes up for it.

ALSSOOOOOO .. this based off the first IT movie , when they all went swimming. HELP I HAD A CRUSH ON FINN WORFHARD & JACK DYLAN GRAZER-

im over that now.
i like timothee chalamet & louis partridge🙄💪🐁

& ghe ppl there....

daddy xiao // SO SORRY IF HE'S OOC

tohma/thoma

john lee💪

garlic that likes grape juice

tartagalious

kaeya

IDK IF I SHOULD ADD KAZUHA BCS IDK HOW HE ACTS... i wont , but when i read some kazuha ffs , ill update this.

so for now... we'll replace kazuha w/ ..... i cant decide between albedo & scaramoche... i feel like albedo is usually a calm & collected person & scaramoche is great for you if you have a degrading kink.. soooooo...

albedo it is?

also this gon be PRETTY HARD 😉- since i simp for then all- besides zhongli......... i think

" so.... who's going first...? " ed sh- the ginger asks.

" why cant we go all together..? " thoma asks. "wouldnt that .. " xiao thinks for a second.

" be kinda stupid? " he finishes. " a jump is a jump , you either do it or you dont. "

" hey arent we missing someone... " thoma looks around. " mhm , we're missing- "

" HELL YEAH!! " running , i jump off the cliff aiming to be in the water below. ( i worded that sentence so ugly )

" hey.. there she is. " kaeya watches. " IM COMING GIRLY!! " childe does a flip. dua flip-

the blue haired boy sighs. " i suppose ill go next. " jumping , he closes his eyes.

zhongli smiles a bit. " thats my que. " he jumps

diluc & kaeya look at each other. " no , dont make this a competition-" before the red head could finish , the other ignored him alr diving in.

w/ a sigh , diluc glances at albedo. " would you like to be next...? " albedo nods , stepping back a few times.

time skip a bit.

" jump! ill catch you!! " i lied. " if i were you.. which i dont want to be- i wouldnt do that. " xiao looked up at the male on top of a rock.

" i-i trust you y/n! " childe smiles. " yeah well bad idea.... " diluc adds. " hey.... im trustworthy! " i forget abt tartaglia & go up to diluc.

" im- well sometimes- " before i knew it , the ginger male jumped. " told you. " xiao braced for the impact ( 😉 ) after he jumped.

" my point is shown. " diluc sits comfortably on the rock.

" Y/N. " childe rose up from the water. " YOU CLAIMED- " " listen listen childe..... " i thought of an excuse.

" i- "
" it was his fault that she wasnt paying attention. " kaeya shrugs & points at diluc.

" ahh! thanks for the amazing excuse. " i wink at him. " no problem. " he winks back.

" are you serious? you cant blame such thing on me- "
" ALBEDO COME HERE. " i demanded as i seen him on shore , picking up rocks & such.

" yes..? " he asks , not looking up. i run to him. " how about we play a game...? well if you arent busy w/ that ofc , i would wanna ruin what you're doing. " i smile.

" ... i suppose it can wait. whats the game? " he sits up on his knees. " so... "

* tells albedo to come here but runs to him *

3rd person POV ig..

" what're they discussing... " childe wonders , staring at the two ; albedo & y/n.

" probably making a plan or something. " xiao shrugs. " not interested. " he adds.

" she couldve asked me. " kaeya mumbles. " so you can just blame it on me? yeah she did better asking him. " diluc shoots an insult kaeya's way.

" .. well i actually got her out of a situation so i helped- "
" come on.. we shouldnt be arguing! we should be having fun. " thoma complains.

" why is the topic y/n anyway... " w/ nothing but his head above water , he wonders. " i agree w/ thoma. " zhongli nods.

y/n's POV

" HEY! GUYS! " holding albedo's hand as he struggled to keep up w/ me , i ran to the others
" sorry , albedo & i were looking at some stuff- anyways... " i look around for kaeya. " wheres kaeya? " i finally ask.

" over there sulking.. " zhongli tells me. ( he sulking tamaki style )

" ah.. okay. " my grip on albedo's hand tightened as i walked up to kaeya.

" what are they up to...? " thoma wonders as childe did earlier. " told you they were sus... " boy w/ said name raises a brow.

" kaeya! " i tap his shoulder. " hm..? " he turns around. " oh heyyy- "

" i have a plan. " i interrupt him. " since i dont wanna involve albedo into anything.. you'll be my partner in crime " i tell him , albedo & i crouching.

" reallly?! omg- i mean.. " he fixes his posture. " alright. whats the plan? "

" & we'll let albedo get his time to ... " i trail off. " exploring. " he finished my sentence. " yeah! ready? " i ask.

kaeya nods happily , realizing albedo & i were still holding hands. " come on then. " i stand up , taking my said victim w/ me.

" im back! " i sit next to xiao , getting a suspicious look from him. " what'd i do!? " i ask him. " nothing i guess. " he moves over a bit. " eh.. whatever. " i shrug.

suddenly , kaeya runs to us. " HEY HEY Y/N GU- " tripping over a rock or smth , he falls on me..

now he's on top of me under water. i hear muffled laughing- most likely that HeY gIrLy hOlD stIll mf -& talking.

my eyes still closed , i fell lips on mines. i rise up from under the water & open my eyes.

" they're kissing.. " childe's laughing turns into a confused look.

xiao moves away , more. ( he's to bad for that shit... )

" now for the cringy confession.. " diluc sighs & walks to shore. " ah .. young love. " the old ma- i mean- zhongli closes his eyes.

" k-kaeya " i pull away. " that was a accident- a good accident- but still an accident- " kaeya smiled , moving his hair from his face & going for another kiss.

" this seems to be my que to leave... " the anti social emo ⛓ 🖤 boy sighs.

im done w/ this 1000 word essay that was shit