America: Kay, dudes, what do you have against my girlfriend, anyway?
Allies: *freezes*
England: R-right... you and Belarus are...
America: *grins happily* That isn't the answer to my question, dude.
France: Well, mon ami, there is nothing really wrong with her--
Russia: --she's just scary as hell.
Belarus: *comes from nowhere* Babe, let's get going. *kisses America*
Allies: *scream*
Russia: *screams*
World: *scream*
Universe: *scream*
Amebel: *making out*
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack
FanfictionAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-
