Admin: *is interviewing Francois (2p!France)* So, Francois, what's the best about having a cop as your boyfriend?
Francois: He loves me so much, so if I were to kill someone, he wouldn't arrested me.
Oliver (2p!England): And I need the dead bodies to my cupcakes!

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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-