((thank you KurttyWagner for writing the song))
America: Hey, Iggy! I wrote a song for you!
England: Wut?
America: Okay, here goes nothing;
heh heh u, u i kud be ur buyhfreind,
no weh no weh, I tink u nedd a neiw 1,
heh heh u, u I know dat u liek meh...
England: Ok. Lemme just stop you right there...
America: Are you already accepting my offer for eternal love?! *v*
England: Uhm, no... I'm taken...
America: ... right.
France: Back off bish. He's mine.
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack
FanfictionAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-