I Can Be Your Boyfriend

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((thank you KurttyWagner for writing the song))

America: Hey, Iggy! I wrote a song for you!

England: Wut?

America: Okay, here goes nothing;

heh heh u, u i kud be ur buyhfreind,

no weh no weh, I tink u nedd a neiw 1,

heh heh u, u I know dat u liek meh...

England: Ok. Lemme just stop you right there...

America: Are you already accepting my offer for eternal love?! *v*

England: Uhm, no... I'm taken...

America: ... right.

France: Back off bish. He's mine.

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