Admin: What are 'zhe muush-rooms'?
Prussia: Ksesesesese... vait and see.
Admin: Uh.. ok.
Prussia: Okay open your eyes now!
Admin: Uh, they were open the whole time...
Prussia: Vhatewer! Just look!
Admin: WHAT ARE THESE MUSHROOMS DOING IN MY STUDIO?!
Prussia: Zhey're not only mushrooms. Zhey are friends. *pats mushrooms on head*
Admin: WAT?
Prussia: Shh shh, it's okai Mushrooms... she doesn't mean it...
Mushrooms: You've been awfully nice to us, Gilbert...
Prussia: I'm just zhat avesome...
Mushrooms: ...But we will take over the world. *start growing*
Admin: I KNEW WE COULDN'T TRUST 'EM!!
Prussia: I zhought ve vere friends!
Germany: *closes book* And zhen zhey died. Zhe end.
Italy: ...Okay. Good-a night Doitsu!
Germany: Good night, Italy
[Narrator]: But what the two lovers didn't know, was that out of their basement (yes, that's where the Crack-studio is), mushrooms were slowly creeping up the stairs...
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack
FanficAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-
