Hetalia Crack

I SHIP IT

Admin: I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix. I drew some yaoi fanart and I wrote some fluffy fanfic! Can't help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair, in canon they have never met-

England: Oh no--

Admin: I don't care, I ship it! I don't care!

England: ._.

Admin: *looks at America and Canada* I know that they are siblings but I think there's something more

America: Dude, wtf?

Admin: If he wasn't dating that guy, they'd be banging, I am sure!

England: This is really creepy...

Admin: The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare. Twincest can't really be that bad-

Canada&America: Yes. YEs iT CAn!

Admin: I DON'T CAAARE! I SHIP ITT! I DON'T CAAAAAAAARRRREEE!

France: T'is is starting to scare me...

America&Canada&England: STARTING?!??!?!?!

Admin: You're down on canon-ground, I'm up in crack-ship space!

F.A.C.E: ;-; Help us...

Admin: Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate! Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks!

Nordic 5: *join in*

Admin&Nordic 5: This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!

Nordic 5: I ship it! I ship it!

Admin: They keep on saying they're not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,

England: WE AREN'T GAY!

France: We were yesterday ;)

Admin: This can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?

Himaruya: No idea!

Admin: I think the subtext in the second season's pretty clear!

Canada: Admin... Admin... Calm down...!

Admin: DON'T TELL ME I NEED TO CALM DOWN-!

Nordic 5: I don't care, I ship it! I don't care, I ship it, I ship it! I don't care, I ship it! I don't care!

Finland: You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space

Sweden: L't's start a sh'pping war, don't care if I get hate.

Iceland: Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.

Denmark: This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!

Norway: I don't care, I ship it!

Admin: I don't care, I ship it, I ship it!

America: I don't care, I ship it!

England: NO! NOT YOU TOO!

Admin&America: I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.

England: ;-; what is happening to everyone?

Admin: I DON'T CARE! (EVERYBODY NOWWWW)!!

Everybody: I SHIP IT!!!!

***SONG ENDS DRAMATICALLY LIKE OMG BEST SONGGGG***