Japan: *in the shower* You ar my senpai, my Engrand-senpai~
England: Japan? Are you home?
Japan: You give me dokis, and chades of grey~
England: Japan? *knocks on door*
Japan: You'rr never notise me, but I stirr rove you~
England: Uhm... Japan? *opens bathroom door*
Japan: You're sugoi, kawaii desu ne~
England: Japan? Who are you singing too?
Japan: AAH! Engrand-senpai! *covers bodeh*

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Hetalia Crack
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