Sealand: Hey, America! I bet I can make you say red!
America: Dude, bring it on!
Sealand: What color is your phone?
America: ..black... but why do you need to know---?
Sealand: HAH! I told you I could make you say black!
America: No, dude, you said red...
Sealand: :]
America: Oh you little...
Sealand: Me and my county are outta here! *drives away on his boat*
England: *sitting and reading the news paper* You don't have a country.
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Hetalia Crack
FanficAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-
