Hetalia Crack

2p!Admin?

2p!Admin: I'll give you 30 dollars if you eat my toe. ._.

2p!Octo: *eats toe*

England: ...W-what??

Admin: That's my 2p alright. She never smiles and dislikes hugs.

2p!Octo: NO WAY! I'll make her love hugs! *huggles*

2p!Admin: NON! HOW *smack* DARE *smack* YOU?!?!?!??!

2p!Octo: *hugs more*

2p!Admin: Help moi sis...

Admin: I haven't been your sister since you forced me to eat cardboard.

England: She did WHAT?!

America: DUUUUDE, your 2p sounds horrible.

2p!Admin: ;-;

2p!Octo: *kisses 2p!Admin's cheek*

Everybody: **whisper** I SHIP IT!

2p!Admin: ***dies, because she can't handle this***

Admin: ...

2p!Octo: ...

Allies: ...

World: ...

Universe: ...

Admin: I'm gonna go watch some American Horror Story.