Admin: *waits impatiently for a new Wattpad, KiK, Insta or anything notaflication*
Allen (2p!America): Hey. Wattcha doing?
Admin: No one will talk to me... *rocks back and forth*
Allen: Uh.. the fck?
Admin: So alone... so very very alone...
Allen: A-ca-scuse me?! (yes I used a pitch perfect reference. deal with it)
Admin: *looks at her phone* ;-; no one whatsoever...
Allen: But I'm here! The fck?! Am I invisible now??
Admin: No one... no one at all...
Allen: *shakes her* HELLO?! I'M HERE!!!
Admin: **sings** Lonley... I am so lonley...
Allen: FOR FCKS SAKE! NOTICE YOUR SENPAI!!!!!!!

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Hetalia Crack
FanficAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-