Canada: Yeah I know that you want to be Canadian, please!
America: **whispers** No I don't...
Canada: We invented the zipper, we've got expertise.
We made insulin into combat disease.
Yeah I know you wanna be Canadian, please.
America: Uhm.. Canada? *looks at Japan* Why does it feel like he's ignoring me?
Japan: It's ***pause for dramatic effect*** revenge...
America: ._.
Canada: Brits got the monarchy,
England: We do, don't we?
Canada: US got the money,
America: AWH YEAH! THE MONEHH!!
Canada: But I know that you wanna be Ca-nad-ian!
French have got the wine and cheese
France: Oui, we do.
Canada: Koalas hand with the Auss-ies
Australia: They're so coozy!
Canada: BUT I KNOW YOU WANNA BE CANAD-IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Admin: It's as if he can read minds... **screams** I'll gladly become Canadian!!
Canada: Yeah, no.
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