Canadian, PLEASE!

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Canada: Yeah I know that you want to be Canadian, please!

America: **whispers** No I don't...

Canada: We invented the zipper, we've got expertise.

We made insulin into combat disease. 

Yeah I know you wanna be Canadian, please.

America: Uhm.. Canada? *looks at Japan* Why does it feel like he's ignoring me?

Japan: It's ***pause for dramatic effect*** revenge...

America: ._.

Canada: Brits got the monarchy,

England: We do, don't we?

Canada: US got the money,

America: AWH YEAH! THE MONEHH!!

Canada: But I know that you wanna be Ca-nad-ian!

French have got the wine and cheese

France: Oui, we do.

Canada: Koalas hand with the Auss-ies

Australia: They're so coozy!

Canada: BUT I KNOW YOU WANNA BE CANAD-IAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Admin: It's as if he can read minds... **screams** I'll gladly become Canadian!!

Canada: Yeah, no.

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