Hetalia Crack

Eurovision

Estonia: *sings song*

Sweden: ._.

Estonia: *s-sings song*

Sweden: Nice song.

Estonia: T-thanks ;-;

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Hungary: Zhat we'll never see daylight! Giuwe me un guud reason~~

Prussia: So beautiful ;-;

Hungary: You jerk! I'm singing! *smacks him with her fryingpan*

Prussia: *¡¡* zhat's my girl.

Hungary: *ignores him, and keeps singing* **song ends**

Prussia: OMG!! YUSSS! I LUWE YOUUUU!!!!

Hungary: I knov you do -.-

Prussia: ^3^

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Belarus: Time is like thunder, I'll get you; big brother.

Ukraine: Nah nah. Nah nah.

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Russia: Jou might have good songs, but my singer is good looking, da?

Latvia: S-she had a n-nice voice.

Russia: Da.

Lithuania: A-and... she does look good...

Russia: Da.

Poland: And her dress is like; FABULUZZ.

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Denmark: Damn. That dude looks like mig.

Norway: ...and that's not a good thing.

Denmark: Naw, you know you love meh. But--

Norway: No. Don't say it.

Denmark: It's just the way you aaaaarrrrrre!

Norway: Yeah, you're drunk.

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Romania: Jou vill be the reason, to start all over again~

England: OMG, that was so touching. I didn't know vampires could touch hearts.

Romania: So just because I'm cold and heartless, you think that I can't be touching!?

England: That's the point---

Romania: >:( watch out or I'll bite you.

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Georgia: The animations~~

Everybody: YOU'RE NOT EVEN A CHARACTER!!!

Georgia: But I'm a wha-rrior!

Everybody: ._.

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England: Francis!

France: Anglerette!

Italy: Doitsu!

Germany: IIIITALLYYYY

SPAIN: MEEE!!!

All of them: THE GREAT FIVE!!!!!

Australia: HEY, you banana benders! I'M HERE TOOOOOO!!!

England: Oh fck me.

( France: Well----

England: I didn't mean it literally, frog )

Australia: This is cool. We don't have to even be in the Semi~~~

England: NO! YOU ARROGANT TWAT!! YOU JUST CHEATED (sorry aussies, excuse him)!!!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A PART OF EUROPE!!!!

France: Cool down, dear. Cool down.

England: *hyperventilating*

France: Shh, shh. Good boy~~ ♥