Hetalia Crack

Meet Your Real Family!

Åland: America? Am I adopted?

America: Uh...

three minutes le-ter

America: Meat your real family!

Finland: I-is that...

Norway: It is...

Iceland: ._.

Sweden: No way...

Denmark: hUH? OMG GUYS. LOOK SHE'S HERE!!!

Finland: *glomps her*

Åland: A-are you my family...?

Sweden: Ja.

Finland: ;-;

Åland: *looks at Finland* Are you my mom?

Norway: ...

Iceland: ...

Denmark: LOL, she thinks you're a g---

Sweden: *slaps him quiet*

Finland: ;v; yes. Yes I am.

Åland: And my dad?

Everybody: *looks at each other* Uh...

Denmark: THIS GUY, of course! *pats Sweden on back*

Åland: ;-; I finally got to meet you.

Finland: Are you staying?

Åland: *looks at America*

America: .-.

Åland: *looks at Norid 5*

Nordic 5: ._.

Åland: Sorry, I'm staying with Alfie.

Finland: We understand...

Åland: You do?

Finland: ...BUT DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY DAUGHTER!!!!! *waves at America*

Åland: Mom. Jesus, stop embarrassing me. He already has a girlfriend.

Finland: .-. Just take care.

America: Don't worry, dudes! She's safe with me!

Sweden: she better ._.

[Narrator]: And after a heart-felt good bye, Åland and America went to America's place and had a party. Because why not.