Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Suddenly one of them turns around.
Muffin!England: Hey, is it just me, or is it hot in here?
Muffin!America: GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!

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Hetalia Crack
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MUFFiNZ
Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Suddenly one of them turns around.
Muffin!England: Hey, is it just me, or is it hot in here?
Muffin!America: GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!