England: *hands France a paper with an 'U' and a stone* Read out loud.
France: You stone?
England: Uhm, again. And use another word for it.
France: You roc? (French for rock)
England: In English, you twat.
France: You rock?
England: *plays bad-ass guitar* HELL YEAH I DO!!!!
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Hetalia Crack
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